And now back to our irregularly scheduled poking at SkyWest, Utah, and the Mormons.......
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]"What if the Book of Mormon had been written by Dr. Seuss?"
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Author: Unknown
Nephi: Of goodly parents I was born
I've never drunk, I've never sworn
This is Lehi, he's my dad
Laman, Lemuel, they are bad
And who is this? Why this is Sam
Yes, this is Sam; [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Sam: Sam I am[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Laman: That Sam I am, that Sam I am
I do not like that Sam I am [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Sam: In a tent, my father dwelt [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Laman: And it's so hot, I think I'll melt [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Lemuel: Our father's brain is out of whack [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Laman: Yeah, it's too hot, I'm going back [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Lehi: Then go and get the plates my dear [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Laman: On second thought, I'm staying here[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Nephi: You said you'd leave and go away
Now all you want to do is stay? [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Lemuel: That Nephi always gets his way [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Laman: Here we are in this damp cave [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Sam: We would not be here if you'd behave [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Nephi: I will go and I will do
There's the angel, that's my cue
Laban's had too much to drink
Now he'll lose his head, I think [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Nephi: Look what I found, a brother from the quorum[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Sam: We will take him home, we will call him Zoram [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Lemuel: Oh great, another pathetic life form[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Laman: Our gold and silver we have spent
I do not like it in this tent [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Lemuel: I cannot read the Liahona
I must have drunk too much Corona [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Laman: We hate it here, we have no lives [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Lehi: Then go back to the city and get some wives [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Lehi: A tree, a tree, I see a tree [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]
The fruit is white, the fruit is free
A floating building, could it be?
Why do they laugh and stare at me? [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Laman, Lemuel, come and see [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Laman: We will not eat your precious fruit [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Lemuel: We will not wear a tie and suit [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Laman: We will not help you build your boat [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Lemuel: We do not think that it will float [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Laman: No not this boat, it will not float
Not even in a shallow moat
I do not care what Nephi wrote [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Lemuel: We will not eat your fruit I say [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Laman: We will not eat it on a tray [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Lemuel: And we won't eat it in a tent
Not even if your clothes you rent [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Laman: We'd rather have a can of spam[/FONT]
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L & L: We will not eat it, Sam I am [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Sam: You do not like it, so you say
Try it, try it, and you may
Try it and you may I say [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]Laman: Sam, if you will let us be,
We will try it, you will see[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, geneva, helvetica]L&L: Say, we like this fruit of life
Sorry that we caused such strife
You've saved us from an awful jam
Thank you, thank you, Sam I am[/FONT]