Skyway Hiring Pilots!

[hyepilot]

I got it from a very good source that we here at Skyway are going to be hiring a bunch of new pilots.
Come on and fly with us!
Great Aircraft.......
Great Crews.........
Exciting destiantions........
High potential for advancment........

The only catch is that you have to pay us for the first year.
This is our new way of generating a positive cash flow for the Midwest group.
For only $25,000 you too could be part of our Crew.

Sign Up today.

The number to call is 1800 board in MKE.

Hurry slots are filling fast.....

 

[EX_CV580FR8Dawg]

Where can I sign up?

 

[hyepilot]

Where can I sign up?

Dude call the Number!

That is the first part of the interview.

 

[SiuDude]

I tried that number but it does not seem to work. Then I tried 800 bored in mke and was able to get through.

 

[hyepilot]

Wow I didn't get any calls are you sre you got the right area code.
I'm the only one doing the hiring and all the checks can be made out to me.
My name is spelled.....Cash

 

[EX_CV580FR8Dawg]

I heard they're picking up Region's used J-31s now..... flying yesterday's technology...today!

 

[hyepilot]

Actually we just got a bunch of the state of the art Metroliners. I even heard that we might even be getting some new Cessna 207 skywagons.
Single pilot flying so that you can build time much faster.

There is already 5 in this class looking for 5 more.

Hurry before time runs out and Managment finds out.

 

[EX_CV580FR8Dawg]

hey... i thought you were Manglement? ...wait...where'd my mone go? I just looked at my account balance on-line and it says some company from South America? Wait....Are you lying to me?

 

[DH106]

Is this just a joke, or is Skyway really starting a Pay For Training deal for $25,000? If so, this is the funniest thing I've ever heard of.

What's with the rumor about 50-seat jets being operated by a 3rd party?

 

[pilotmyf]

Is this just a joke, or is Skyway really starting a Pay For Training deal for $25,000? If so, this is the funniest thing I've ever heard of.

What's with the rumor about 50-seat jets being operated by a 3rd party?

I'll let you take a wild guess!!

 

[hyepilot]

I thought of a way that I could get a pay raise, and this is what I came up with. I talked to Managment and they told me that if I could get suckers I mean pilots to sign up for it then the money should go to me. That is after they get thier cut.

Think McFly think!

Wouldn't you want me to make more money wouldn't you? Well wouldn't you!?!

 

[hyepilot]

As for the 50 seat flying I haven't heard anything.

 

[EX_CV580FR8Dawg]

ummmm i think it is a joke? as for the 50 seat thing is concerned..none of us know.