SJS - The Career Killer (tv spot)

[Alchemy]

Give it a rest you holier than thou nitwits.

 

[starchkr]

As Sally Struthers manager and agent I need to inform you that the use of her name on this thread constitues an agreement by yourself that you will pay her fees...so, i will need to collect $70,000 so i can go enroll at Comair Academy and make my dreams of SJS come to fruition.

I never saw this thread when it started a few months back...this is some funny crap!!!

How about DPFOOSJS for us freight dogs..."Dirty, Paint Falling Off, Old School Jet Syndrome" That is what i suffer from, and i love it. Although, i guess starting out in the Baron for the first 3 years and almost 3000 hours kinda gave me the "right"(maybe not the correct choice of words) to move up to out jets. And i still felt like i was not prepared to be flying 50-300 people around the skies at that time. Now after 2 1/2 years flying the lear around i finally think i am ready to move on to being safe enough to fly those people. I do have one question though...what's wrong with the ipod??? It's nice to have on those long flights...now i just need to get the video ipod.

 

[txpilot1_99]

Another Starchecker spreading the word. GREAT POST!!!! Very funny.

 

[BenderGonzales]

Ipod all you want. Don't wear it in front of the customers in the terminal.

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[Gofish]

Hysterical.

Sadly, I am one of only a few GEN Xers who does not suffer from this affliction and would rather see the DC-9 replacements at mainline.

Thank you.

 

[BenderGonzales]

It's generation "Y" you have to worry about. As in "Y haven't I upgraded yet?"

 

[Snakum]

Is there a corresponding affliction for King Air wannabes?

I want to skip instructing to fly a shiney new Raytheon B200 with the new three-tube Collins EFIS system and Raisbeck nacelle lockers. You can fit three or four fat, grinning Himalayan Marmotts in each one. :erm:

In fact, last week I dressed up as an Airline Marmott and went around to the various corporate hangers to look for a ride. Here's a picture of one of the HR ladies putting me back outside.

http://s92.photobucket.com/albums/l16/snakum/?action=view&current=CaptainMarmott.jpg&slideshow=paused&interval=3

 

[2dumb2drive]

Thanks Snakum, i laughed until i shat!!

 

[Gofish]

It's generation "Y" you have to worry about. As in "Y haven't I upgraded yet?"

I don't prescribe to generation Y either...I'm kind of an oddball gen Z type dude. I'd gladly yield the upgrade potential in order to see all of the furloughs re-claim their seats.

It is wrong what has been done to you...just plain wrong...some of my piers are too caught up in their own self-interest to realize this.

Ya'll don't forget me now when you go back ya hear.

 

[AerroMatt]

Spell check please...

It is wrong what has been done to you...just plain wrong...some of my piers are too caught up in their own self-interest to realize this.

Ya'll don't forget me now when you go back ya hear.

It is just wrong how your teachers failed to show you how to use spell-check so you would know that the proper spelling you needed was "Peers". Sorry, but "Piers" are what you go fishing from, or tie your boat or ship to.

Just my $.02

 

[Axel]

... "Piers" are what you go fishing from, or tie your boat or ship to.

Just my $.02

You should not end a sentence with a preposition

"Piers are structures from which you fish or to which you tie your boat or ship" is correct.

"Piers" are what you go fishing from, or tie your boat or ship to, you chowderhead" is also acceptable.

 

[Gofish]

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[Snakum]

It is just wrong how your teachers failed to show you how to use spell-check so you would know that the proper spelling you needed was "Peers". Sorry, but "Piers" are what you go fishing from, or tie your boat or ship to.

Your grammar ... oooohh ... just terrible.


(Good thing we don't have to be smart/educated to fly, eh? )

 

[pilotyip]

speeling has nothing to do wit hbeing a good piolt!

 

[Snakum]

speeling has nothing to do wit hbeing a good piolt!

LMAO. I actually thought about your posts on higher edumacation for pilots when I posted that, Captain YIP.