Save the Airlines?

[SkiFishFly]

How to save the airlines . . . .

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking.
They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would
at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in
the cabin.

And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying
again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
thus saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be so good
that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of
the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win
situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a
liability into an asset.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
everything myself?

Sincerely,



Bill Clinton

 

[BrokenWing]

Dear Bill,

What a great concept. You got my vote.

BW

 

[180ToTheMarker]

Strippers huh? I like it. I guess we would need to negotiate free penicillin shots in our next contract though.

 

[PlaneDrvr]

How to save the airlines . . . .

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking.
They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would
at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in
the cabin.

And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying
again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
thus saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be so good
that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of
the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win
situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a
liability into an asset.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
everything myself?

Sincerely,



Bill Clinton

"strippers in the back" The only question that I have is, how would we keep the pilots in the cockpit???

 

[SkiFishFly]

Darn good question. Can only leave one at a time and have to send one up to keep the FO company.
Forgot to mention cigars would be available for purchase. No smoking (the cigars) on board though...

 

[N1kawotg]

Charge more for tix since we will take out every third row and install a stripper's pole. DJ can use PA to play Can't Touch This and Girls,Girls,Girls. Also, FAM's now become bouncers. I bet their would enjoy their QOL finally. Where do I sign up.

 

[mdf]

And of the course the "Touch and Go" policy would be in effect......You touch, You go! Now put your hands together, and give it up for Tawni.

 

[HighSpeedClimb]

I just found this on YouTube.com. I don't endorse it or disagree with it, but find it funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1fOl-_hgwc

 

[KarmaPolice]

Call sign: Chowder Air. Catch phrase when checking onto a new frequency while in a climb: "Blowing through three for five thousand"

 

[jc3]

Hooters tried it! I'm down for a second try