Santa Barbara Job

[Southbound]

You couldn't afford to buy a round of drinks for the UCSB Coeds @ the Wildcat or $40K, let alone get them to your trailer.
It would be kind of like Riggs in Lethal Weapon, bedding Euro beauties on only your charm and good looks, there in your trailer by the sea... only to be risin in the early hours, but not by bad guys, by the park police shooting @ you because you parked on some turtle breeding ground....

 

[Wang Chung]

"Hey baby, I'm a big time G200 captain. Wanna go back to my trailer?"

"It's not quite a double-wide, but it's a Super Midsize."

 

[HMR]

You couldn't afford to buy a round of drinks for the UCSB Coeds @ the Wildcat or $40K, let alone get them to your trailer.

Oh c'mon! Whenever I go to "The Kitty" (that's what you call the Wildcat if you're an uber-hip trust-fund kid); I just wear my tie and epaulettes from my charter days. Coeds LOVE that stuff.