S**** Mesa

[Hugh Jorgan]

As long as we are quoting great flicks..

"Your clitoris..... it's deep down in the bottom of your throat!"

(Harry Reams as Dr. Young to Linda Lovelace in Deep Throat)

Dig that one out of the archives for a good laugh with the boys.

 

[side stick-n]

"I can't shoot this SOB, so I might as well have a little fun with him."

"Greetings!"

"Smile at the birdie."

"This is a good shot."

"I should have been a photographer."

 

[Skull-One]

"Your getting paid to fly fighters.... You better shape up tiger before some hotshot jap pilot flames your butt" Charles Heston-- Midway

No no no no. That's not right. If you quote this one you gotta' nail it.

"You know...you're being paid to fly FIGHTER planes, not sit down in your cabin and cry over your girl's picture. You'd better shape up Tiger or some hotshot Jap pilot's gonna' flame your A$$!!"

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"Little Dougie Masters has been regretfully denied admission to the Air Force Academy. Tee Hee."

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"Doug....you're comin' up on Devil's Face. That's where Jimmy Branson bought it."

...

"I can beat him."

"Doug don't be a fool and just land!"


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"CHAPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" *boom*

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"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! You sonofab|tch!" (Insert "Hide in the Rainbow" and explosions preceded by gunfire.)

 

[Freightdog75]

"Jimmy...........do you like it when Scraps grabs on to your leg, and rubs up and down?" Peter Graves -- Airplane II

 

[Hoss]

Just figured I'd reply to this thread because of my avatar. Nothing else to say.

 

[blzr]

the plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room

 

[blzr]

Are you the worst pilot??

Yessir I am.

That's pretty bold considering the thread you're on.

 

[Slave2theGrind]

"You need any help", "With what?", "Have you figured it out yet", "Whats that", "Who's the best pilot" "No I think I can figure that on my own"

 

[Slave2theGrind]

"They call him ICEMAN, by the way he flies, ice cold, no mistakes"

 

[Dizel8]

Eine blitz auf den flachmatuch!