S**** Mesa

[stillaboo]

"Call the ball".

Roger. Mavrick has the ball.

 

[stillaboo]

This thread now officially belongs in the Dorky Pilot series.

Ok. Knock it off gentlemen, let's go home. Viper has the lead.

 

[jobear]

So I said to Hollywood "where'd he go?" and he says to me "where'd who go?"


King Dorky

Jobear

 

[Freight Dog]

"I don't like you because you're dangerous!"



Speaking of... anyone see Iceman - 15 years later on SNL?

 

[OldManPilot]

So, I was at this strip bar and some georgous blonde walks up and says, "Hey, I'll do anything you want me to do for $200.00."

So I handed her the cash and said, "Paint my house!".

 

[328dude]

Why are Texas cowgirls always so bowlegged?

Anyone, Anyone?

 

[328dude]

"God he loved flying with you Mullet"

 

[blzr]

so, you were in a 4G NEGATIVE dive with an E145?

Well ma'am, we were just trying to keep up with them on final to 36 left in CLT.

 

[Guppiedriver]

"Shot down in flames again Mav" Snif "Slider, you stink"

 

[Skull-One]

"Wooh! MiG-28s, no one's been this close before!"

 

[Freightdog75]

"Mothergoose you puuuuuuuussssssssssyyyyyyyyy!!!!!"

 

[stillaboo]

"Shot down in flames again Mav" Snif "Slider, you stink"

"Crashed and burned, huh Mav'?"

(Snif-snif)"Slider . . . you stink."

I know correcting these for accuracy makes me the king of all avaition dorks, but . . . I don't care.

 

[rk772]

"No, no, there's two O's in Goose boys."




"Goose who's butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?"
"The list is long, but distinguished."
"Yea, well so is my Johnson."

 

[Simon Says]

I'm embarassed for you all.

 

[Hose A. Jiminez]

You guys are the biggest fcuking dorks i have ever seen.