Riding in the back

[ATR-DRIVR]

Sat next to Salman Rushdie JFK/ATL a couple of months back on the 777. Very nice, chatted the whole way.

 

[DTWFO]

Got on a Southwest flight going back home. Some lady sitting on the right side aisle seat says the, "aren't you going the wrong way" typical comment. I just smiled and sat down in the only open seat....the left side aisle seat across from her. While I'm getting off the plane after a 4.5 hour flight she looks at me and says "Nice landing"!!! Ummmm did you not remember me sitting next to you for over 4 hours!!

 

[BLing]

I had another flight home where there were two guys that had come in from somewhere in Africa where, apparently, bathing wasn't a normal part of the day. I am not kidding when those two guys stunk up that whole coach section of a 757. Just think jr high locker room times 10.

Its a lot worse flying 6 legs a day around the equator with 50 of them behind you...

 

[trip]

Dead azz tired on the commute home I am sitting next to the lav and some drunk decides to go smoke a square, no one will ever know right? Well he sets off the lav smoke detector and all hell breaks loose. Pull up to the gate and the cops and some guy in a cheap suit yank him out of line. Guy picked the wrong flight as there was a Fed in the jump! Funny thing was I slept through the whole thing and the FA had to fill in the gaps for me! That was some good sleep.

 

[siucavflight]

Hummer in the bathroom. That was my most memorable.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Hummer in the bathroom. That was my most memorable.

Giving or receiving?

 

[FoxyWhiskey]

Crazies

Flew home from LAS in the back row of a SWA plane, middle seat between a pervy, hick, good ol' boy and a gay, attention starved diva. Gay boy starts drinking and being SO rude to the FAs...Pervy guy and I ask him to please stop yelling screaming and provoking them to call the police when we land (I ID myself to the FAs and let them know I can help in any way needed)...pervy guy won't stop talking to my chest, and keeps asking what I was doing in Las Vegas, when I'm going back, etc., then tired of being talked over by gay boy, hick guy starts talking a gang of sh*t to the gay guy which I am now in the middle of....drama ensues with the gay guy and FAs threaten to restrain him (I am just trying NOT to get elbowed in the face or have his drink spilled on me). We land and the police come on board, gay guy passes out business cards to all of us in the back promoting his "Fresh Fruit Boquet" delivery business as he is escorted away....we all give statements!

On a flight from Sydney to Darwin, AUS a kid lights a cig in the lav, swallows the hot cig out of fear of being caught and screams bloody murder leading FAs right to him!

Sat next to author John Grisham in 1st class to SJC, talked most of the way without knowing who he was! Nice guy!

From ORD-LHR, 1st class, the creepy older guy who reclined his bed/seat and FACED my direction laying down & not sleeping! It felt just as creepy to turn my back on him....eeew...I sat up reading the entire time. LOL

Also had the (dis)pleasure of sitting across the aisle from Alec Baldwin on an Eagle flight into MRY, very rude guy, but got to see his anger first hand when he got off the Saab and his gate checked bag was not there waiting for him...he threw a major fit on the ramp because the rampers took more than 3 seconds to offload his bag. Psycho!

Ahhh, gotta love the CRAZIES!

-FW