Reading a WX Prog chart and a woman are alike because....

[BOOZENEWS]

When you look at them there is always ambiguity as to what each is telling you, they can both change violently and unpredictibly, and even the best among us will be lucky to not get bitten where it hurts half of the time by both of them!!

 

[CherryBomb]

Thats why I dont bother with women. I just "trim" alot...
You know, trim, it relieves stick pressure...