Not that I was there or anything, but there is a runway at an airport that wasn't NOTAM'ed OTS to air carrier ops, and there was landing data for said runway on the release- noted OPEN and DRY.
If said alleged crew actually landed on this runway, and the airport manager let them know the runway was closed to airlines, and some FO whipped out the JEPPS and the release-
the look on his face was priceless... I hear.
PM me....