It disturbs me that you follow my career so closely. I would think my tax dollars would fund spy missions slightly more interesting than investigating my sex life.
Honestly, I had to google "blumpkin" to make sure I wasn't being insulted. My research has come up with the following definition...
giving a blowjob to someone while they are deficating
I never knew I was actually expected to pay for that kind of servicing. Seeing as how your wife volunteered it to me on our first date, I always kinda figured it was "gratis".....
Maybe your "blumpkins" are De riguer in the rear echelon Air Force, but please spare us the details of how you earn brownie points with your Colonel....
Ha! That is hilarious. Tanker is a doosh bag!