GogglesPisano
Pawn, in game of life
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- Oct 20, 2003
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why should you get first when most passengers hold some sort of elite status?
One of the last few perks of this job, perhaps?
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why should you get first when most passengers hold some sort of elite status?
why should you get first when most passengers hold some sort of elite status?
why should you get first when most passengers hold some sort of elite status?
why should you get first when most passengers hold some sort of elite status?
why should you get first when most passengers hold some sort of elite status?
A couple of useful comments to toss out when jumpseating in First:
1. "You must be new. That service kinda sucked."
2. "Have you heard the one about the difference between a bowling ball and a flight attendant?"
3. "Is it true all you guys are gay?"
4. "Hey! How come he got linen and I got his crappy paper towel?"
5. "You should interview with my company. We don't require weigh-in's either!"
6. "I'm not wearing underwear!"
7. "I bet you were cute 40 years ago."
8. "Sheesh! You sound like my third wife...she was a bossy flight attendant too!"
9. "How 'bout a bottle of the red for my layover?"
10. "Hey Toots! Put my bag in the overhead, 'kay?"