Probably the dumbest question of the day...

[minitour]

Seven steps to bladder heaven.

Step 1: Trim airplane for hands free.

Step 2: Open empty bottle of "drink".

Step 3: Aim into opening of bottle.

Step 4: Urinate.

Step 5: Seal bottle of urine.

Step 6: Open window and take "reasonable precautions...to avoid injury or damage to persons or property" before executing step 7.

Step 7: Drop bottle.

-mini

 

[Swass]

Great. Just what we need. More exploding piss bombs.

 

[Photoflight]

Great. Just what we need. More exploding piss bombs.

Gatorade or 1 liter coke bottles are worth thier weight in gold sometimes.

 

[moxiepilot]

Read this!

Hilarious.

That thread was too funny thanks

 

[Kream926]

cant be a dumb question unless you know who posted it

 

[erj-145mech]

Or install one of these like I have in my plane:

http://www.91stbombgroup.com/relieftube.html

Have you ever been walking down the street, not a cloud in the sky, and you feel a drop of rain on the back of your neck? You look up in the sky, and see a Skymaster way up high heading away from you.

 

[Hugh Johnson]

I used to open the door on the twin otter, step on the step and let fly. ahhhh....

 

[jasonwb]

just use your imagination, if you use it well you will be able to tell the story for a long time!

good luck

jb

 

[NYCPilot]

For a while, "blue ice" used to fall over parts of Queens, NY. It was apparently traced back to some aging Delta airliners going into JFK and LGA. The stuff used to fall in large clumps like a few feet long.

 

[414Flyer]

Carry an empty plastic bottle of some kind with you.