pregnant???

[Flying_Corporal]

It seems strange to see 7th month pregnant female captains flying a plane.

In the past few months I've seen at least 3 from CHQ in LGA (I guess during a/c swaps).

I wonder what passengers think when they see the captain on the last month of pregnancy with tucked out shirt going into the flight deck.

 

[sleepy]

Are they also barefoot?

 

[cougar6903]

I wonder what passengers think when they see the captain on the last month of pregnancy with tucked out shirt going into the flight deck.

That a F/O got lucky a few months back and forgot his jimmy hat

 

[dollacrackho]

three more smilin paul jr's runnin around. that guy gets around .
i dont know where he finds the time with his busy schedule of taking sweet pics and stopping terrorists.

 

[Rook]

So much for coitus interruptus

 

[E170Guppykiller]

Just pull back really hard on the yoke when you fly with one! That will teach them!

 

[LowlyPropCapt]

On a more serious note...

I have no idea how they do it. I know how miserable my wife was with both of our (well I think they are mine... lot of UPS boxes around though) kid. Last thing in the world I want to do is spen 4 days in a cockpit with a pissed of and hormonal pregnant chick.

Flight attendents are bad enough!

 

[Biatch5]

Hey Captain! What was that heading again??



HE SAID 270!!!

 

[PBRstreetgang]

Just pull back really hard on the yoke when you fly with one! That will teach them!

Why's that guppywadlicker?
Will your cart roll to the back of the A/C, or possibly cause you to tooth your boyfriends vienna sausage?
PBR

 

[FlyBarneyJets]

Poor FO's getting sent on peanut-butter-and-pickle-sandwich runs every time they arrive at a gate...

 

[capt. megadeth]

I wonder what passengers think when they see the captain on the last month of pregnancy with tucked out shirt going into the flight deck.

More importantly, who cares what the passengers think.
I wouldn't

 

[gordon24]

I saw a fine azz biatch the other day in SJC flying a G-IV and she was pregnant as a muthafuka!

 

[FSIGRAD]

If God had intended women to fly, he would have made the sky pink!

 

[dollacrackho]

fsi that's some funny sh!t ! good one

 

[Cardinal]

I wonder what passengers think when they see the captain on the last month of pregnancy with tucked out shirt going into the flight deck.

I think:
A) She's hot.
B) She puts out.

 

[crzepilot]

Lmao

I think:
A) She's hot.
B) She puts out.

THat is so hilarious!

 

[DDpaysoff]

What do you call an Arkansas girl who can run faster than her brother?


Not pregnant.

 

[TonyC]

What do you call an Arkansas girl who can run faster than her brother?


Not pregnant.

If you're gonna tell the joke, get it right.

The punchline is: a virgin.










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[WillowRunVortex]

"It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant." - Richard J. Ferris, president of United Airlines

 

[atlcrashpad]

Rated "PG"

That is why you need to "Push back" on time.