Planet Closes its' Door

[terrehautesux]

I hear Planet is being shut down from the FAA. Any thoughts?

 

[Flyboy6420]

I didn't realize the FAA had the authority to shutdown the planet.

 

[Pickle]

The planet was being given a line check and was found to have gone more than 4 miles from the centerline of it's orbit around the sun.

The planet can re-apply for all certificates and ratings after receiving additional training.

The FAA regrets to inform you that the rotation of the planet must stop immediately as well.

Sucks for the guys at Planet. That's another however many peole out looking for a job in an already saturated market.

 

[blzr]

Wasn't Steven Wolfe in charge of the Planet?

 

[juan2go]

They had looked at bringing Wolfe in at one time during the reorganization. However, they knew that he would want to go with a new paint scheme for the entire planet and that it would be a little too pricey.

 

[Inconceivable]

Ron D. just said in a speech that the sorry condition of the planet is the fault of the pilots. "Their demand for more and more pay caused global warming which began to melt polar ice caps. There was nothing management could do. I was a mistake to let them on the planetay board in the first place."

Look for Ronno at his new startup planet, CurryWorld.

 

[Snakum]

Don't panic.