Ah, yes, CLE's Great American Bagel... Or is it All-American Bagel?
Either way it has Great All-American Slow Service. The wait for my sandwich for lunch the other day was simply astonishing... I guess a Turkey Club with let/tom/mayo is something they don't make very often. I watched in utter amazement as FOUR people behind me in line had their sandwiches made and checked out before I saw my sandwich wrapped up.
Besides, the "toppings" at the BK aren't too objectionable as long as you don't mind body parts/extretions/secretions from the individual who prepared the "sandwich".
Did they get the employees for these two outlets from the same halfway house or WHAT? The gal (I assume it was a female) who was carefully construction my sandwich asked "would you lerurk blah blah blah", which after being repeated was apparently meant to mean "would you like your bread toasted"... To which I replied "no". Then I watched her/it put the bread in the toaster-thingie! I pointed out that I'd said "no" and she got so flustered she had to relinquish "sandwich command" to the apparently male artiste... Who appeared to be moving in a time warp because no movement was readily apparent...
I think I blew a couple of fuses in his brain when I pointed out that my FA had taken a pass on the pickle wedge that is included with sandwiches and he should give me hers. This was agreed to with artiste #1 but apparently artiste #2 didn't "get the memo", and he simply didn't know what to do. I suggested he wrap up two (as in, get this now, TWO) pickle wedges and just let me move along. He actually stared blankly at the sandwich prep table while he pondered what action to take next... Which was to wrap up ONE pickle and hand me my bag. I patiently asked for a second (this, of course, for the third time) and he just stood there with a slightly glazed expression, waited five seconds, then slowly wrapped up another, which he THEN PUT IN ANOTHER BAG!!
By this time my crew was halfway-finished with lunch (noting, of course, that the FA ordered AFTER me and had to have something microwaved). I actually timed this entire episode, from "I'd like a turkey club on sourdough", to change and receipt in-pocket, at 11-1/2 minutes. If I'm lyin' I'm dyin'.
Also, beware the 50 cent single slice of cheese.