" How do you have a heated argument over performance calculations? " - Wave
Fairly easy...Here's how:
We taxi out in a Convair-640 and we are just a few hundred pounds below MTOW for the longest runway.
We know the runway will close at midnight for maintenance , but loading has gone slowly and we are just about halfway into our taxi when the clock strikes Twelve. They won't give us the runway, no way, no how...Men and equipment already on the runway.
Dang, just missed it. Time to taxi back and offload 13,000 pounds of freight so we can use the short runway.
" 13 hundred lbs over max....we can do that."
" NO Captain. 13 THOUSAND over."
" Yeah, 13 hundred...no problem."
" 13 THOUSAND over max. 13 THOUSAND."
" Well what do
you want to do? Geez...if we have to go offload we are going to be really late, and besides the Chief Pilot for ABX is on board the plane behind us and if we have to go back he will probably think we screwed up and I'm trying to get hired there!."
He keeps taxiing towards the short runway saying "we'll be fine"...INSANE.
I reach up and grab the fire handles.
" WHAT are you DOING!!?"
" Well...here's what I'm doing...WHEN we crash and burn off the end of this runway, we are going to be really,really,really late then. Also, it won't look real good to the guys behind us. SO, to further your chances of getting hired there some day...I'm going to pull both these handles as soon as you attempt to take the runway, and then I'm going to throw out the ladder and walk back to the ramp. Or, we could just go back now and offload..."
There was a lot of silence between us for the rest of that evening...And strangely enough, we never wound up flying together ever again.
You can't argue with crazy...but, you can exercise your right to non-violent protest.
Whine