Pilots and their guitars

[Kharma Police]

Serious question, what's the deal with pilots bringing their ax with them to work? Are you practicing for a second career? Afraid you will forget how to play? Want to be a wandering minstrel and charm female admirers at the Holiday Inn in Flint?

 

[SIG600]

Serious question, what's the deal with pilots bringing their ax with them to work? Are you practicing for a second career? Afraid you will forget how to play? Want to be a wandering minstrel and charm female admirers at the Holiday Inn in Flint?

Guys have hobbies. Why do you give a sh1t?

 

[Tripower455]

Serious question, what's the deal with pilots bringing their ax with them to work? Are you practicing for a second career? Afraid you will forget how to play? Want to be a wandering minstrel and charm female admirers at the Holiday Inn in Flint?

Just a guess, but maybe they're trying to make constructive use of their 19 hours in LBB etc., since, other than whining on the forums, there's nothing else to do.

 

[Kharma Police]

Guys have hobbies. Why do you give a sh1t?

I'm a circus clown on my off days but I leave my rainbow pants, red nose and wig at home while at work. Guys like you with guitars look like clowns without the makeup.

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

Guys have hobbies. Why do you give a sh1t?

You look like a wandering minstrel, and if I flew with you I'd stomp on the case.

 

[Kharma Police]

You look like a wandering minstrel, and if I flew with you I'd stomp on the case.

Exactly, makes me want to act like Belushi in Animal House.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HaBK0dBV47E

 

[Stanky]

You look like a wandering minstrel, and if I flew with you I'd stomp on the case.

After 26 years of spending half my life in hotels, i decided to do something more productive than sitting in a bar on my overnights.

By the way, you stomp on my guitar, I'll punch you in the throat.

 

[Tripower455]

After 26 years of spending half my life in hotels, i decided to do something more productive than sitting in a bar on my overnights.

By the way, you stomp on my guitar, I'll punch you in the throat.

What could be more productive than sitting in a bar with your tee shirt tucked into your faded jeans, knitted belt and shiny white New Balances, hitting on FAs half your age while knocking back $1 taps?

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

By the way, you stomp on my guitar, I'll punch you in the throat.

I'd just wait til you were in the loo, then blame an FA.

 

[twepilot]

Y'all know that United breaks guitars, right?

 

[Freebrd]

Serious question, what's the deal with pilots bringing their ax with them to work? Are you practicing for a second career? Afraid you will forget how to play? Want to be a wandering minstrel and charm female admirers at the Holiday Inn in Flint?

Tried guitar lessons and couldn't cut it eh? Takes a lot of practice, a lot, so they're using their long hours in a hotel for productive purposes. If you played you'd get it, but you don't so f%#k off! :angryfire

 

[Kharma Police]

Tried guitar lessons and couldn't cut it eh? Takes a lot of practice, a lot, so they're using their long hours in a hotel for productive purposes. If you played you'd get it, but you don't so f%#k off! :angryfire

So true, ever since I got booed by the computer audience while playing Guitar Hero I've been angry and bitter at all those cool guitar playing airline pilots. Oh well, I guess I will just stick to bringing my tuba on overnights......

 

[Nindiri]

Duncan Cameron laughs at your puny complaints.

 

[tomgoodman]

Special training is required for carrying such a weapon....:smash:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=010aaw1Ajo0

 

[Hose A. Jiminez]

Duncan Cameron doesn't need to practice. He is a real guitar hero. Went straight from the stage to my new hire class. Good dude.

 

[340drvr]

Bagpipes are the ultimate chick magnet.

 

[Tail Gunner Joe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-UoERHaSQg
The United Breaks Guitars dude has turned this into a career.

 

[Old School 737]

I take my Keytar with me and I'm instantly the hit at the layovers !!

 

[Freebrd]

"Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free"

 

[flyboyike]

I barely have the energy to carry my two bags, let alone something as fragile and cumbersome as a guitar.

 

[pianoman]

What could be more productive than sitting in a bar with your tee shirt tucked into your faded jeans, knitted belt and shiny white New Balances, hitting on FAs half your age while knocking back $1 taps?

That's funny right there, I don't care who you are...

Maybe since I don't do guitars, I could bring this:

http://chowderheadbazoo.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8345282f769e201b8d1511cce970c-pi

 

[acaTerry]

I barely have the energy to carry my two bags, let alone something as fragile and cumbersome as a guitar.

Small, light, good sound.

http://www.amazon.com/Traveler-Guitar-Speedster-Electric-Travel/dp/B0002M6SAM

 

[SIG600]

I'm a circus clown on my off days but I leave my rainbow pants, red nose and wig at home while at work. Guys like you with guitars look like clowns without the makeup.

You know what's funny? I think it's pretty cool that guys drag it along but I don't even play the guitar. I just think anyone that wraps themselves up in what others are doing or why and denigrates them for it, is a loser. That would be you.

 

[Freebrd]

I barely have the energy to carry my two bags, let alone something as fragile and cumbersome as a guitar.

Energy! You need a hobby! Learn guitar and you'll be energized and free! Rock on!

 

[Freebrd]

I just think anyone that wraps themselves up in what others are doing or why and denigrates them for it, is a loser. That would be you.

:beer: :laugh:

 

[HowardBorden]

How do you get through security with an "axe"?

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

I have to admit: give me a pilot with a guitar over one with cowboy boots any day.

 

[Kharma Police]

You know what's funny? I think it's pretty cool that guys drag it along but I don't even play the guitar. I just think anyone that wraps themselves up in what others are doing or why and denigrates them for it, is a loser. That would be you.

So true, I'm tired of being a loser! I'm going to bring my guitar with me to work from now on so I can be cool. It's almost winter, so it will look even cooler with my leather Fonzi jacket. Thanks dawg!

 

[fletch717]

I bring my flute, packs easily. I perform on layovers and cover Jetro Tull songs

 

[flyboyike]

Energy! You need a hobby! Learn guitar and you'll be energized and free! Rock on!

Well, I was thinking of taking up the trumpet.