Pilots and their guitars

[Flopgut]

Saw a pilot with a skateboard

 

[SoberIrishman]

That's for those 30 minute turns in Detroit and an aircraft swap from A to B gates. Works out great!

 

[Freebrd]

which a guitar or a skateboard....

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

which a guitar or a skateboard....

Playing guitar while skateboarding on the moving sidewalk, with a cup of Starbucks in one hand.

 

[Freebrd]

Playing guitar while skateboarding on the moving sidewalk, with a cup of Starbucks in one hand.

Oh yeah I saw that dude last week, don't forget that light show in the tunnel!

 

[Flopgut]

If I wanted to be a pilot with a guitar, do I have to accumulate the turquoise jewelry and start driving an el camino first? Or can I phase that in later?

 

[Freebrd]

nah just getcha one of those VWs bugs but yeah, you'll need the jewelry

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

Oh yeah I saw that dude last week, don't forget that light show in the tunnel!

Oh yeah, the Disney "It's a small world after all" ORD 2-lane underground race...

 

[Skank]

If I wanted to be a pilot with a guitar, do I have to accumulate the turquoise jewelry and start driving an el camino first? Or can I phase that in later?

if your guitars are worth a sh1t you wouldn't be able to afford any turquoise, and the beetle would be selected out of necessity, although loading amps and guitars into the back seat of a beetle is no easy feat.

 

[Skank]

if your guitars are worth a sh1t you wouldn't be able to afford any turquoise, and the beetle would be selected out of necessity, although loading amps and guitars into the back seat of a beetle is no easy feat.

BTW, the next time the guy sitting next to you keys up guard and says, "work, work, work," reach over and slap the piss out of him for me.

 

[Freebrd]

if your guitars are worth a sh1t you wouldn't be able to afford any turquoise, and the beetle would be selected out of necessity, although loading amps and guitars into the back seat of a beetle is no easy feat.

Esp a Gibson, wow they're high!

 

[SpauldingSmails]

if your guitars are worth a sh1t you wouldn't be able to afford any turquoise, and the beetle would be selected out of necessity, although loading amps and guitars into the back seat of a beetle is no easy feat.

Toss it in the "frunk" bra. Just bungee it down - you can lean out the side window like old time steam loco engineer to see ahead.

 

[Exskydiverdrivr]

What could be more productive than sitting in a bar with your tee shirt tucked into your faded jeans, knitted belt and shiny white New Balances, hitting on FAs half your age while knocking back $1 taps?

I've been told three chords on a decent 12 string will get you laid by said Flight attendant half your age!

 

[Freebrd]

Only if you can sing in key.

Oh, and tell her (or him) that you just wrote for them, him, her, whatever.

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

Unless you are SWA Booba, in which case you just slam-click.