Peter Gibbons

[Visceral]

That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

 

[Cardinal]

This is me expressing MYSELF!

 

[Mookie]

'Why should I be the one to change my name, he's the one who sux....'

"I celebrate his entire catalogue."

 

[MTpilot]

"we see you've been missing a lot of work lately"

"I woulndn't say I've been missing it Bob"

 

[TCBKING]

i will never get these 2 minutes back......

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Oh, and remember, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and, uh, wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

 

[CA1900]

"We don't have a lot of time on this earth. We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements!"


Boy, that hits a little close to home.

 

[threegreen]

I deal with the da$m customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

 

[Wesb737fo]

Lawrence, you don't need a million dollars to do two chicks at the same time.


Well, chicks dig money, at least the kind that would double up on dude like me. If figure if I had a million dollars, I could hook that up.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

I've got my pistol pawn cocked. Ready to lay shots nonstop until I see your monkey ass drop. And let your homies know who done it.

 

[Patriot328]

Um, no, it's office space like the rest of them...

The guy's right because Bill Lumbergh made a cameo on last week's episode of Family Guy and did his "ummm.. yeah..." schpeel.


Keep up with the TV schedule, folks

 

[Wesb737fo]

NOT NOW LUMBERGH! I'M KINDA BUSY RIGHT NOW....AS A MATTER OF FACT ...I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO...JUST...GO AWAY AND COME BACK SOME OTHER TIME.....

(was that close?)

 

[Turtlesfly]

Looks like most everybody on this website's having a case of the MONDAYS.

 

[ultrarunner]

Two girls at the same time.

Uhhh...hate to break it to ya....about the million bucks....

hehe....

 

[ultrarunner]

You know Bob...It's not that I'm lazy....I just don't care.

Best line in the whole movie!