Personal Grooming

[Uncle Bunkle]

Hey guys, next time your in front of a mirror, get real close to it and look at your nose...see those little hairs hanging about 1 inch out of your nostril? Cut them off, please! My god, how many CA's do I have to look at with protruding nose hair?
Oh by the way, when you pick that little booger, and then roll it up all sly between your fingers into a little ball, and drop it on the cockpit floor: we see all of that, it's called peripheral vision.
/end rant, time to find something else to bitch about.

 

[rogerwilcoout]

Hey guys, next time your in front of a mirror, get real close to it and look at your nose...see those little hairs hanging about 1 inch out of your nostril? Cut them off, please! My god, how many CA's do I have to look at with protruding nose hair?
Oh by the way, when you pick that little booger, and then roll it up all sly between your fingers into a little ball, and drop it on the cockpit floor: we see all of that, it's called peripheral vision.
/end rant, time to find something else to bitch about.

If you are watching all that then you need to find something better to do. If I had an F/O that watched my every move like you do I would call crew track and have him removed. Think he might be gay ! Get on with your life loser ! lol

 

[wmuflyguy]

What do you care what they look like? You trying to find a husband or something? At least if they look so crappy they make you look good by comparison. Why the heck did I even open and repson to this thread?

 

[belchfire]

If you grow a mustash the nose hairs blend in...as for the boogers, what do you expect us to do, eat them??? F*that!

 

[Jack Mehoff]

I actually had to fly with a Captytian that would pick his nose non stop inflight and wipe the nose hangers on the yoke! I felt bad for the next crew.

 

[belchfire]

I actually had to fly with a Captytian that would pick his nose non stop inflight and wipe the nose hangers on the yoke! I felt bad for the next crew.

I heard about a guy that did that...that's why you roll them up and drop'em in the floor...

 

[Huck]

I actually had to fly with a Captytian that would pick his nose non stop inflight and wipe the nose hangers on the yoke! I felt bad for the next crew.

Pickin' Pete the Boogerman, ASA DFW circa 1995....

 

[LowlyPropCapt]

I'm going to braid my nosehairs, when they get long enough...

 

[PeanuckleCRJ]

I proudly pick my nose in flight... and I know other guys do it, too. Therefore, I always took 2 sani-wipes and wiped down the entire cockpit after each ship change. My nose felt good, and I had the illusion of wiping my boogers on a fresh clean surface.

 

[mamba20]

Who cares? I made 26,000 last year, what else have I got to do?

 

[txpilot1974]

The roll-n-thump method is the way to go.

 

[wickedpilot]

Pickin' Pete the Boogerman, ASA DFW circa 1995....

Isn't he one of the main reasons we have the 'point method' on altitude assignments? I hear he was notorious for blowing through altitudes.

(I guess he was always to busy digging for gold)

 

[tracearabians]

I'm going to braid my nosehairs, when they get long enough...

Three inch dreadlocks !!!

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Boogers I can live with......Dingleberries, that's another story.

On a serious note, is it ok to pick my nose as long as I'm using a kleenex to do it?

 

[pdub20s]

Boogers I can live with......Dingleberries, that's another story.

dont want any of those on the seats

 

[CA1900]

Why do you think they put those thick sheepskin covers on the seats? Comfort?

 

[Tarzan]

I like to wipe one on the glareshield for every leg I do in a particular airplane. Current record is six legs. Darn near ran out of boogers on that trip.

 

[regionaltard]

Pickin' Pete the Boogerman, ASA DFW circa 1995....

I don't know what's funnier; the behavior itself or the fact that people put up with it long enough for the mutt to become a cultural icon at his airline. Did they have B.O. Betty and Farting Fred too?

 

[Knob]

If you don't like it, upgrade!

 

[NarcolepticAV8R]

How about those that clip their fingernails in the cockpit. I once swapped into an airplane and someone had left a nice neat pile of clippings on the glare shield!!!