Penis pump, it's not my bag baby?

[optimater]

Sorry if this was already posted.

Penis grenade

 

[Amish RakeFight]

I posted this article and the link from the NYTimes, but it seems to have been taken down by the administrator. Wondering why as it was originally an AP article and reposted verbatim.

HEY MODS???? any reason why mine was removed?

 

[Stifler's Mom]

:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: oh my.

 

[Longhorn]

Amish, I dont know. I never saw your post. Hmmm.. I will look into it.

 

[Amish RakeFight]

no biggie, just wanted to share the fact that some guy rather claim to have a bomb in his luggage rather than admit to having a small wanker to his mommy. (she prolly knows anyway! )

 

[Tomct]

no biggie, just wanted to share the fact that some guy rather claim to have a bomb in his luggage rather than admit to having a small wanker to his mommy. (she prolly knows anyway! )

:laugh:

 

[Hung Start]

Half of America uses one???????

Ok, I don't,, YOU must be the OTHER half.


(In spite of my moniker,,lol)

Hung

 

[difete]

Lets do a poll how many of us here in flighsim use one. LOL

 

[aussiefly]

hahahhah not me must be you Other Half
lol

 

[Laughing_Jakal]

Man,

You could say that guy really dicked up. I tell inspectors all the time that mine is my wife's breast pump.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Man,

You could say that guy really dicked up. I tell inspectors all the time that mine is my wife's breast pump.

HA HA HA. You know somebody's had to have tried that.

 

[FN FAL]

no biggie, just wanted to share the fact that some guy rather claim to have a bomb in his luggage rather than admit to having a small wanker to his mommy. (she prolly knows anyway! )

He's going to go blind for sure.

 

[pilotpat]

Why not just pack it in the checked bag??? And, not to profile, but the guy couldn't have had a worse name for this to happen....hahahhaa!

 

[Amish RakeFight]

...reminds me of an old joke a comedian (Paul Rodriguez) once told.

He's being frisked by the police and they pat him around his crotch area...

POLICE: Is this a gun?!

P.R.: No, but if you keep touching it, it's gonna be a shotgun!

:smash: :smash:


.

 

[Hagar17]

Half of America uses one???????

Ok, I don't,, YOU must be the OTHER half.


(In spite of my moniker,,lol)

Hung

Do they really work?:erm:

 

[jobear]

No one mentioned the obvious. The jerkwads in TSA couldn't tell the difference between a bomb and a piece of a penis pump.


Jobear
I wonder if they found mine because it was missing after my last trip.

 

[brainhurts]

He should have said, "thats not mine, those things aren't my bag baby" however he knew there was a reciept in the bag for one penis pump made out to Madin Azad Amin as well as a book entitled "Penis Pumps: These Things Are My Bag Baby" by Madin Azad Amin. I guess at that point I probably would have gone with the bomb thing as well.