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I was just telling my captain about how we knew when Trout was hiring. Dang!

Glawson still there?

Thats so funny ya'll bring that up. I heard about his hiring practices almost 2 years ago...and now all those predictions seem to be turning out to be right.

I thought it was just BS but apparently not.
 
Man, I remember all the Hooter Girls from Wilmington, NC that were based in EWN.

Talk about great times in Hilton Head with that bunch!!
 
Glawson hadn't been seen since I left there. Been at least 2 or 3 years since he was running the sim, longer since he hit 60.
 
As for good ole Frank Glawson, the story I heard was that the company stiffed him and the other "retired" instructors for some cash when USAirways went through bankruptcy #1. So Frank told them to pound sand. I'm sure he did it in his ever so tactful way:)
 
As for good ole Frank Glawson, the story I heard was that the company stiffed him and the other "retired" instructors for some cash when USAirways went through bankruptcy #1. So Frank told them to pound sand. I'm sure he did it in his ever so tactful way:)

Nothing more funnier then doing a hold in CQ for 30 minutes to look back in the sim to see why.

He was a hoot! And all the stuff he said and got away with. He cracked me up at times!
 
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"All right, ladies. I have a (*&ing date tonight, and I'm NOT gonna be late. So if this (*&ing thing takes longer than (*&(* one hour, I'm bending one of you over and (*&(*ing the (*&(ing !@# out of you. So who is gonna be? YOU? You're pretty. Your leg."

I was in tears, literally. I don't think a single thing was done by the book for at least 5 minutes, we were laughing the whole way. Best part? He pulled that stunt with another crew, and I'd heard about it. CLASSIC.
 
He did my upgrade. He beat the sh!t out of everything in that sim with the pump handle. He would drive us to/from training smoking all the way.
Frankie and the D!ckheads rule!!!

ILM gals rocked. God bless Trout and his keen eye for a 'quality' flight attendant.
 
My favorite Frankie quote (the scene is the sim during my captain upgrade MV):

"Goddamit Francis, if we aren't out of this g*ddam thing by 6 o'clock, I am going to stick my d*ck in your a*s soft, and let it get haaaaarrd! By the way... Francis... That's a good f*ckin' name!"

He is absolutely the most unique person I have ever associated with here at PDT. There was a JAX CA who came close, but Glawson was in a class by himself.
 
My favorite Frankie quote (the scene is the sim during my captain upgrade MV):

"Goddamit Francis, if we aren't out of this g*ddam thing by 6 o'clock, I am going to stick my d*ck in your a*s soft, and let it get haaaaarrd! By the way... Francis... That's a good f*ckin' name!"

He is absolutely the most unique person I have ever associated with here at PDT. There was a JAX CA who came close, but Glawson was in a class by himself.

He taught a couple days of my initial ground school back when it was in SBY. During the slide presentation for the FOM section he would look at it in front class and start to read the slide.
About half way through reading it he would turn to us with his glass's half way down his nose and this blank look on his face say, "Okay, this is another one of those "Just us Fuk'in Common Sense ones".

He said that about 20 times and we all busted out laughing each time. Priceless.....
 
.....

He did my new-hire sim stuff in SEA a while back.....My hand brushed the other guys hand over the throttles during a go-around, "What are you f******* guys doing, holding f****** hands!!!????"......

I think subconsciously, we might have actually been trying to holding hands due to some amount of terror from the guy behind us......Then he proceeded to give the two of us nicknames, mine was sh** Head, the other guy was di** head if I remember correctly.....
 
When I was a FO my Captain and I had probably one of the best CQ flights ever. We nailed all the call outs and procedures. We both flew the sim that night like we were Chuck Yeager.

Instead of saying good job, he looks at me with this serious face and say, "what? so you think your some hot ******************** fuk'in pilot or something?"

I just busted out laughing!!!!
 
Remember his term for male flight attendants?

Rumor has it a couple of guys in the sim got a V1 cut, nailed it all down to calling the FA. Frankie came unglued, bitched for 10 minutes, then made them repeat the thing. Once again the crew nailed it with the cap flying, FO running the checklists. The guy gets down to calling the FA, cap grabs the phone and calls back with "pilot to tail gunner....".
 
My favorite Frankie quote (the scene is the sim during my captain upgrade MV):

"Goddamit Francis, if we aren't out of this g*ddam thing by 6 o'clock, I am going to stick my d*ck in your a*s soft, and let it get haaaaarrd! By the way... Francis... That's a good f*ckin' name!"

He is absolutely the most unique person I have ever associated with here at PDT. There was a JAX CA who came close, but Glawson was in a class by himself.

Which JAX Capt?
 
My favorite Frankie quote (the scene is the sim during my captain upgrade MV):

"Goddamit Francis, if we aren't out of this g*ddam thing by 6 o'clock, I am going to stick my d*ck in your a*s soft, and let it get haaaaarrd! By the way... Francis... That's a good f*ckin' name!"

He is absolutely the most unique person I have ever associated with here at PDT. There was a JAX CA who came close, but Glawson was in a class by himself.


THAT WAS YOU!

Reference my post on this topic a few back- I laughed so damned hard, I had a hernia.
 

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