ORD Mesa FO sighting

[WayBack]

Mesa has some of the worst kept pilots.
I'm not talking about weight, but more of a facial hair.....hell, just a hair issue itself.
First instance, I was on a crew van about a month ago and this Freedom FO had his Oakleys on (in the van) spiked hair, about 3 inches high. Huge side burns with a soul patch (which I don't enderstand, you look like a queer when you have one). He was on the phone talking about "gnarly waves" and "bitchin surf" on the west coast of Florida.
I'm not a hat nazi, but for Mesa it could be used to cover up some rediculous hair do's....especially the guys with the frosted tips.

 

[BLing]

I remember about 2 years ago an ORD Mesa FO used to sport a pink Motorola Razor clipped to his belt. Two years later Im provided with with a company cell phone... Guess what? Pink Razor... Only it gets hidden deep in my flight bag. Maybe its bad karma for ripping on the guy

 

[imisscorplife]

Yeah, the prohibition on facial hair in this industry really is a bit absurd.

Well, actually, the real absurdity is found in the fact that the longstanding prohibition exempts moustaches, even the goddamed child-molester-looking flavor of the archaic practice.

Now that is the real eyesore I keep seeing out there...

lmao! Thanks for the good laugh man!