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wheelsup said:
she took em all down, the directory is empty, and her 'ad' has been cleared out of a lot of info as well.....

so she must be on this board to have realized that lol

oh well

btw, does anyone know what that 'gfe' that she had written in different places on her various webpages?
 
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Gfe

girlfriend experience.. not that i would know.

should this be added to the dorky pilot series?
 
Dash8 said:
she took em all down, the directory is empty, and her 'ad' has been cleared out of a lot of info as well.....

so she must be on this board to have realized that lol

oh well

btw, does anyone know what that 'gfe' that she had written in different places on her various webpages?
Maybe, But would not suprise me if someone from this Website called her, and told where they found the info, and probably brought up TAB.
 
I did it...

I called her last night to talk smack, at like 3am her time, just like I said I would (yes, I AM an a**hole.) Unfortunately, she didn't answer the phone, and I did not leave a message. I planned on asking her if she gets more stick time on the ground or in the air? :P

Perhaps she doesn't answer blocked calls, for a fear it is the police trying to sting her?

Oh well, just another stupid PFT ho.

I look at it like this, if you're willing to fly at TAB, then sucking d*** and getting screwed for a living isn't that far of a stretch.
 
Anybody have the notion that maybe her name is "Tabitha?" I doubt even Tab Express would hire a hooker like this. Anyhow, I would probably poke her after a few cold ones.
 
Art Vandalay said:
Anybody have the notion that maybe her name is "Tabitha?" I doubt even Tab Express would hire a hooker like this. Anyhow, I would probably poke her after a few cold ones.
Ya know it could be. BUT, the whole DeLand, Deltona, North Orlando location given was too close to let it go. Geez, I hope I didn't ruin her life as PFTers have mine. Ah shucks, who cares!!!
 
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered. Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules." The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." "That's more like it!" the union man said He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her," he said. I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she
gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and she's next
 
alberchico said:
Just because she's an escort dosen't mean you will get laid Or is it:confused:
For what it seems like some escorts charge, I can't imagine you wouldn't...

In any case, you're not paying for sex, you're paying for the woman to go away after the sex. :)

I'm engaged and my captain reminds me whenever he gets the chance (he's married) that there is just no such thing as free pu$$y. :D
 
I Got Her On The Phone!!!!! Lmao!

Finally:

I called her at 0200 her time. She was all disoriented and **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED**. Here's how it went down:

Me: Hi, I was calling for your hourly rate.

PFT-HO: Wha? Excuse me?

Me: Your hourly rate. You're Angel, right? I saw your ad, and I'm interested in some "companionship".

PFT-HO: What are you talking about?!?! What ad?

Me: Yeah, I'm in Deland, and I'm looking for some fun. Got your number, and I wanna know if we can get together.

PFT-HO: I'm sleeping right now, I gotta go.

Me: (still wondering why she's on the phone.) Really? I thought this was prime ho'ing time.

PFT-HO: ....click

2nd. call.

PFT-HO: Uh, hello?

Me: Let me get this straight, you're not a ho, I mean escort?

PFT-HO: Who is this?

Me: I just wanna know, how much for a b***job?

PFT-HO: Why are you calling me?

Me: Don't you fly for TAB?

PFT-HO: Wha? No.

Me: C'mon...I saw your pic, and your ad. I just wanna talk about flying while I'm getting some.

PFT-HO: Who the fukc is this?!?! Don't call me! I don't know where you got my number, but tell whoever it is, to take it down!

Me: Laughing my a** off!


Doesn't get much better than this!
 

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