Semore Butts
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He is so sad when he talks to you.
He will be soft spoken and give this little speech while he draws a chart on the chalkboard.
He will make little circles that represent costs. One will be pay. He will explain how in order to make more wages you will have to work more. (To add to one circle you have to take from another, in other words he has a finite number of money that he will "allow you" to re-allocate it to make it work! (More money, more days)
He will explain how you are paid out of profits. There are no profits until you cover the overhead of doing business.
He will appear as if "gosh guys I really want you to have more money, but it's just not there".
We took a picture of the blackboard after the speech, we were all pointing at it and some were laughing and some were looking real perplexed?
What a f=ing dope, and I'm no braniac in finance.
I was waiting for his job to be announced after he got canned. I had never even realized I could be the president of a company? You don't have to know anything? All you have to do is draw little circles and talk softly. You don't have to know anything about a business model. And you are already paid when you get there!
Flops ladies and gentlemen, your battle has officially begun.
He will be soft spoken and give this little speech while he draws a chart on the chalkboard.
He will make little circles that represent costs. One will be pay. He will explain how in order to make more wages you will have to work more. (To add to one circle you have to take from another, in other words he has a finite number of money that he will "allow you" to re-allocate it to make it work! (More money, more days)
He will explain how you are paid out of profits. There are no profits until you cover the overhead of doing business.
He will appear as if "gosh guys I really want you to have more money, but it's just not there".
We took a picture of the blackboard after the speech, we were all pointing at it and some were laughing and some were looking real perplexed?
What a f=ing dope, and I'm no braniac in finance.
I was waiting for his job to be announced after he got canned. I had never even realized I could be the president of a company? You don't have to know anything? All you have to do is draw little circles and talk softly. You don't have to know anything about a business model. And you are already paid when you get there!
Flops ladies and gentlemen, your battle has officially begun.
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