New Employee Program @ ASA

[Dude]

I heard that someone at the G. O. is taking donations from employees to purchase a new piece of equipment to boost morale. Supposedly if we can raise $40,000, we can purchase a new Lav Truck and donate it to the company and christen thee "The Spirit of ASA". Good luck with the donations, I'm in. I'd pay a buck to see a lav cart with that painted on the side. Screw more airplanes, I need more lav carts.

 

[ReverseSensing]

"The Spirit of ASA"

I give it a week before some takes a Sharpie and changes it to "The Spirit of ASS."

 

[smellthejeta]

I heard that someone at the G. O. is taking donations from employees to purchase a new piece of equipment to boost morale. Supposedly if we can raise $40,000, we can purchase a new Lav Truck and donate it to the company and christen thee "The Spirit of ASA". Good luck with the donations, I'm in. I'd pay a buck to see a lav cart with that painted on the side. Screw more airplanes, I need more lav carts.

Of all things employees can buy for the company, it has to be a new $hit cart.

 

[Tim47SIP]

Better name!

Shouldn't it be called "The $hit of ASA":smash:

 

[FL990]

I heard that someone at the G. O. is taking donations from employees to purchase a new piece of equipment to boost morale. Supposedly if we can raise $40,000, we can purchase a new Lav Truck and donate it to the company and christen thee "The Spirit of ASA". Good luck with the donations, I'm in. I'd pay a buck to see a lav cart with that painted on the side. Screw more airplanes, I need more lav carts.

What better to represent the true "Spirit of ASA" and culture here than a lav cart?

PERFECT

 

[atlcrashpad]

The Lav-cart should be renamed BMW (Bowel Movement Wagon). BOUYYYYYYYYYY..........

 

[ASApuppy]

You see guys, the company needs something for Willie. If they buy him a lav cart, then he will have something to do. I invision him taking it on a tour of the South visiting all the stations. There will be BBQ's and ballons for his visits.

I feel compelled to give thousands.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

I give it a week before some takes a Sharpie and changes it to "The Spirit of ASS."

I can't wait 'till it looks like any number of the bathroom stalls.

 

[Tomct]

It is actually going to be BL's new ride while he cruises the ramp. That way when he gets hungry he can just have a handful of SH@T, which he is used to since that is all he really is....."A Load of SH@T" Good Luck BL on the "Good SH@T Lollipop!"

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Brown and Soaring

 

[Leroy Smith]

Brown and Soaring

That is some funny sh%t, right there!

 

[SkyWASA]

Spotted in paint shop

Spotted this lav cart in the paint shop in Moline!

The fundraising must be nearing its goal!

However,

It seems an unfortunate error occurred with the Stone Mountain graphic being placed upside down over the dump valve!

The theme has apparently been changed to "Spirits (plural) of ASA," and there is talk of adding a "blue spirits" component to this fundraising campaign where blue company koolaid would be offered free at the ribbon-cutting ceremony! A race-to-the bottom of Stone Mountain is also under consideration to coincide with a possible future contract T/A.

Dispensing the koolaid would be the usual suspects from the G.O. and airport lounge offices...

 

[Dude]

The money has been donated. The cart has been purchased. In the next few weeks the road show will begin. I think I heard a rumor about the lav cart tour starting at D-22. Please submit a photograph, if interested, on My ASA.com.

 

[Jack-O-Lantern]

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