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You forgot about having one of the FA's park a beverage cart across the isle and having another one standing guard in front of it....The one standing guard is usually Olga, the 50 year old 200lb Norwegian FA that even that Air Marshals are backing away from. It's then the ugly one that gets the coffee(and hope they don't do anything to it before it gets to you).FLYLOW22 said:Well.... You get coffee if you de-energize the defense fields, call off the dogs, drain the moat, turn off the TSA "laser" activated security system, tell the Air Marshals onboard that this is merely a coffee break and you find a FA that doesn't mind getting you the coffee.
HAHAHA! It just sounds like it now takes an "act of congress" to get a Cup o' Joe these days on an airliner. I guess I'd rather... well... yes... just reach behind while flying at 47,000 ft at .92M and get my coffee myself. Visene and spit free...USMC319 said:FLYLOW,
C'mon, it looks like you once were flying an Airbus, do you really expect me to believe that you would rather contort your body around and fiddle with a curtain on a Citation to get a cup of coffee instead of pushing the button and moseying around the flight deck waiting for the FA? LOL
Dude. It's good coffee!! It's starbucks. What are you drinking up there... Maxwell house? Hehehe.USMC319 said:FlyLow,
Well.......I'm not going to convince you that the airline lifestyle is better by having this silly coffee discussion, so I will digress. The C-750 is not a bad ride, but keep in mind FL470 and M0.92 will only impress your Mom. I've only tagged along in the right seat of the X a couple of times, I much prefer Falcon 2000. But as you might guess, I'd trade them all for a good old A-320. Have a good one.
I don't know how ANYONE in this industry (save a DAL pilot for now until Ch11) is paying for the mortgage. Pay rates at LCCs that we used to laugh at are now the benchmark?!?!!?Lrjet55 said:The only thing I have to add is as NJA X guys are crusing at FL470 they are thinking "how the hell am I going to pay the mortgage".
The guy in the bus is sitting at FL350 in the weather thinking "man this sucks but as soon as I get home I am going to play with my new -insert expensive toy here-"