Nevermind...

[charlie2]

This is turning out to be a great discussion, probably the best thread on fi.com excluding the retirement countdown thread, that is....

So you agree that east pilots are better than westicles?

 

[grog_sit_reserv]

Oh yeah! In every way. Except piloting skills, integrity, intelligence, continence, ability to dress themselves, sense of humor, general day-to-day life skills, ability to charm members of the opposite sex (or same sex depending on yer pref), managing a family, managing a career, managing a union, managing a paycheck. . . and a sense of humor.

But beyond that.... well there are a few others.

 

[Whine Lover]

Mesa sucks!

 

[Dornier 335]

actually it would be:

keine Scheisse.....

More common would be Kein Scheiß[FONT=Times New Roman, serif]. Not that it matters much anyways ...


[/FONT]

 

[Dornier 335]

Oh yeah! In every way. Except piloting skills, integrity, intelligence, continence, ability to dress themselves, sense of humor, general day-to-day life skills, ability to charm members of the opposite sex (or same sex depending on yer pref), managing a family, managing a career, managing a union, managing a paycheck. . . and a sense of humor.

But beyond that.... well there are a few others.

Third listers?

 

[charlie2]

Oh yeah! In every way. Except piloting skills, integrity, intelligence, continence, ability to dress themselves, sense of humor, general day-to-day life skills, ability to charm members of the opposite sex (or same sex depending on yer pref), managing a family, managing a career, managing a union, managing a paycheck. . . and a sense of humor.

But beyond that.... well there are a few others.

You left out trans-genders.

 

[grog_sit_reserv]

Didn't want to insult the Trannies...

 

[charlie2]

Didn't want to insult the Trannies...

Good point. West pilots don't shower.

 

[charlie2]

Third listers?

It's a fact that 75% of west pilots can't do basic math...holy crap that's almost half!

 

[Sig]

Third listers?

EVERYONE, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE-

If you look really close at this guys' posts, you'll see words to the right of his avatar.

Seriously. Now that you know, well- that's half the battle. Killing is the other half, but that's irrelevant.

---just realized the same phenomenon occurs when you pay attention to Kournikova playing tennis. Apparently a ball crosses the net back and forth.

 

[DCAA320]

EVERYONE, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE-

If you look really close at this guys' posts, you'll see words to the right of his avatar.

.

I only see tits BRO

 

[charlie2]

I only see tits BRO

How many?

 

[charlie2]

West pilots smell funny.

 

[Sig]

How many?

God bless every damned one of them.

 

[DCAA320]

West pilots smell funny.

Maybe, but one of them gave me his crew meal whilst I was on his jumpseat, so there are good ones.

 

[charlie2]

God bless every damned one of them.

I would love a "damned one of them" right now but my better half would get mad at me...again.

 

[charlie2]

Maybe, but one of them gave me his crew meal whilst I was on his jumpseat, so there are good ones.

Crew meal? What's that? Is it when you eat the crew?

 

[Whine Lover]

He-he...they have said "Tits" AND "Balls" in this thread.

It is the BEST thread, about nothing....EVER.

L-70 WINS.

TGR

 

[charlie2]

He-he...they have said "Tits" AND "Balls" in this thread.

It is the BEST thread, about nothing....EVER.

L-70 WINS.

TGR

Are you better then me?

 

[charlie2]

OK so I thew a huge bash for my 500th post and nobody came. There was 18 year old scotch and naked women......