NetJets' Captains need to get over themselves!

[Diesel]

oh no don't you even think of falling off the first page.

 

[DAS at 10/250]

A surefire way for another 200 posts:

Dear NetJetWife:

It is my opinion that professional fractional pilots, like my local professional dentist, do not NEED to be tipped by me. Just my opinion.

(PS - It just came to me I have not seen her post ina while).

This is just too juicy to pass up.:nuts:

Tips are great! An extra C note is the difference between beginning the night trolling the "E" section of the yellow pages and haggling with One Eyed Lola on the street corner.

However, I don't expect a tip. My compensation level is adequate to provide whatever "room service" is required.imp:

 

[FLYLOW22]

I gave Fisch a tip once... Light a match!!!

 

[brokeflyer]

im so awesome that I $hit perfection and p1ss excellence.

 

[G200_PILOT]

How awesome are most captains at Netjets?

 

[brokeflyer]

so awesome that we are off the awesome chart.....

 

[fischman]

I thought about creating an awesome chart, but in the end I realized any possible chart would be inadequate, and therefore unawesome...

 

[fischman]

I gave Fisch a tip once... Light a match!!!

I gave flylow a tip once...

Steak
Taters
And
Gravy

 

[CA1900]

I thought about creating an awesome chart, but in the end I realized any possible chart would be inadequate, and therefore unawesome...

Mine goes up to 11, and I'm still an FO. :laugh:

 

[IDEtoNJA]

Mine goes up to 11, and I'm still an FO. :laugh:

CA1900,

No worries! Once they pair the two of us together, I will pull the gear for you on every leg!

IDEtoNJA

 

[fischman]

Mine goes up to 11, and I'm still an FO. :laugh:

That right man. Don't you forget it. I like my coffee black, I don't preflight in the rain, and I don't throw bags. If you kiss my butt I'll throw you a bone on a ferry leg, and don't even bother giving me your avtrip number. I'm the one who does the fuel ordering. BWWAAAHAHAHAHA

If your goes to 11, how high do you think mine goes??? Gawd, I'm awesome.

 

[Diesel]

ooof almost falling off the first page.

As a FO my awesomeness is divided by 1/2 and I'm still more awesome than anyone.

 

[DO-82 driver]

Hey D!!!!!...."now go get your shine box!!!!"

 

[Diesel]

Hey DO-

He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time! Players couldn't get a drink at the table! What's the matter with you?

 

[fischman]

ooof almost falling off the first page.

As a FO my awesomeness is divided by 1/2 and I'm still more awesome than anyone.

Dude, you need to get over yourself. I think I might start a thread on the subject.