NetJets' Captains need to get over themselves!

[CA1900]

Sometimes I am in amazement out of how awesome I am.

You have one of these posters with your picture on it, don't you?

Porter, and all rolleyes: )...

Hahahahaha... :laugh:

 

[FLYLOW22]

Work? What's that? I don't work. Do you work?

I'm still confused.....

Well, you know... when I work.

Not when I don't. Well, sometimes.

 

[FLYLOW22]

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Porter, and all rolleyes: )...



Hahahahaha... :laugh:

Wow. He actually knows proper grammar. Not usual for the usual pontiffs.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...

 

[fischman]

You have one of these posters with your picture on it, don't you?



Hahahahaha... :laugh:

Actually, that is a picture of me. I am Bill Shatner. I am awesome. Fear me! For I am the harbinger of your doom!!!

 

[fischman]

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...

Is he awesome too?

 

[FLYLOW22]

Is he awesome too?

Oh yes. Awesome is as awesome does.

 

[fischman]

Does he have awesome hair like mine?

 

[x402]

Does he have awesome hair like mine?

You midwestern boys need to get a room.

 

[Crash Pad]

I know what you mean x402, they sound like the Hardy Boys from South Park. "Oh! I'm getting a clue...I'm getting a raging clue..."

 

[FLYLOW22]

Does he have awesome hair like mine?

Is your hair real? Seriously.

 

[acaTerry]

Chuck Norris could kick Kirk's azz with two hands behind his back.

 

[TORCH67]

I know Chuck Norris,and sir you are no Chuck Norris!!

 

[acaTerry]

I know Chuck Norris,and sir you are no Chuck Norris!!

Of course not! If anyone tries to be Chuck Norris, they automatically vaporize.

 

[FLYLOW22]

Ok... Here we go. The best way to keep a thread going...

Of course not! If anyone tries to be Chuck Norris, they automatically vaporize.

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

 

[fischman]

The eternal conundrum “what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object” was finally solved when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face.