Need Frontier Rec Letters

[justgrieveit]

I live in Denver and am desperately seeking any Frontier pilots willing to send in recommendations; I fly for a certain regional and need to get out before my head explodes.

Please help!

 

[ASH]

Take a number

 

[FreightNazi]

I live in Denver and am desperately seeking any Frontier pilots willing to send in recommendations; I fly for a certain regional and need to get out before my head explodes.

Please help!

I'm starting a new program called PFR. You give me $10,000 cash and I'll write you a recommendation letter.

 

[hawkerflyer]

PFR...Now that's funny. Probably took you all of 30 seconds to get the first inquiries.

 

[Guitar Guy]

I'm starting a new program called PFR. You give me $10,000 cash and I'll write you a recommendation letter.

Do you offer a moneyback guarantee with that?

 

[FreightNazi]

Do you offer a moneyback guarantee with that?

No guarantee, but I do offer the $2500 I actually know you option!

 

[LAZYB]

Can I pay...

No guarantee, but I do offer the $2500 I actually know you option!

you next week?

 

[say again]

No guarantee, but I do offer the $2500 I actually know you option!

How about a payment plan??

 

[750driver]

No guarantee, but I do offer the $2500 I actually know you option!

What? No "quick start" option?

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Letter of Recommendation

Justgrieveit, one of our pilots, can always be found

hard at work in his cockpit. Justgrieveit works independently, without

wasting company time talking to colleagues. Justgrieveit never

thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

finishes given assignments on time. Often Justgrieveit takes extended

measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping lunch

breaks. Justgrieveit is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Justgrieveit can be

classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be

dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Justgrieveit be

hired on as a Fist Officer, and a proposal will be

sent away as soon as possible.


Sincerely, --Stifler's Mom

 

[Stifler's Mom]

The following Memo was soon sent following "The Letter"

That stupid dolt was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today.

Kindly read every second line (i.e.. 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, ..) for my true assessment of him.

Regards,
Stifler's Mom

 

[crashpad]

Stifler, that's a classic!!!!.

 

[say again]

LMAO!!!! F-ing hilariuos Stifler.