Need a Nickname for this Monstrosity !

[jetexas]

Mega Lawndart

 

[TrafficInSight]

I was thinking "Hillary Clinton".

Bloated ego.
Constantly changing weights.
The epitome of what most Americans hate.
Trying the best the best... with little chance of success.
Trying to overcompensate... one deck just isn't enough.
Likely to go down in flames in a blaze of trainwreck-esque glory.

Yep, "Hillary Clinton".

you're so clever.

 

[Snakum]

The 'Penis Envy'?

 

[Dash8]

the great white oprah

 

[Spencer]

How about Lardass or BerthaBus?

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

where's the redlight district?

In the galley, of course.

 

[habubuaza]

How about "Vinny the Retard"

Wasn't Baluga the name of the airbus that was really ugly, I forget what they called it but it carried big items like space shuttle components? I don't know.

 

[mobie]

Nick Name

I don't know why, but I think it should be Monica. Think about it.

 

[NewBlue]

How about "Cloud Crowd"


(sorry Wes)

 

[neflier]

With the way this industry is going, how about:

ARJ, Airbus Regional Jet

CA $70/hr
FO $35/hr
FA $18/hr

And there will be a stack of applications a mile high.

 

[Vik]

CA $70/hr
FO $18/hr
FA $12/hr

and I bet you I'll still get a stack of apps a mile high!

With the way this industry is going, how about:

ARJ, Airbus Regional Jet

CA $70/hr
FO $35/hr
FA $18/hr

And there will be a stack of applications a mile high.

 

[Pilot124]

Raise your hand if you like it......









Raise both hands if you are French!!!!!

 

[Jump Pilot]

grand requin blanc

personne de race blanche faisant partie des classes défavorisées

le grand trône blanc

éléphant blanc

le fardeau de l'homme blanc

coq du village

à gros seins blanc avion

 

[400A]

DUMBOJUMBO!!


How may Cops is that thing gonna have on it?

 

[Dash8]

how many germans would it take to 'occupy' it? lol

btw jump, no frogspeak here please!

 

[TrafficInSight]

how many germans would it take to 'occupy' it? lol

btw jump, no frogspeak here please!

what's frogspeak? I didn't know that was a language.

 

[Jump Pilot]

how many germans would it take to 'occupy' it? lol

btw jump, no frogspeak here please!

I hear you Dash...don't speak the language myself. I just wnet to Google and searched for an english/french dictionary. They I just started typing in stuff.

The bottom one means "big breasted white jet airplane" or something to that effect.

 

[TIGV]

"Originally Posted by Dash8
how many germans would it take to 'occupy' it? lol"


I just blew a snot-bubble ! Rofl !

( Wish I was clever enough to quote LOL )

 

[mattpilot]

"Originally Posted by Dash8
how many germans would it take to 'occupy' it? lol"


I just blew a snot-bubble ! Rofl !

( Wish I was clever enough to quote LOL )

not that hard... there is a BIG QUOTE button bottom right corner of each post.

 

[TIGV]

OOOooh ! That ' Quote ' Button .

DANG IT !

Now I know Why I'm still in Aviation and only ever managed to solve one face on the Rubik's cube!

Thanks for clue-ing me in ! Standbye while I take a shotgun-blast to the face !

Seriously though, Great suggestions but:


"SKYTANIC"

Wins my vote so far

 

[PropsForward]

SkyTanic gets my vote. Followed closely by Big MF.

 

[PropsForward]

Another submission/nick name:

Dirk Diggler

 

[PropsForward]

Dash8, Nice Avatar, is she of legal age, and what's her name?

 

[Dash8]

Dash8, Nice Avatar, is she of legal age, and what's her name?

wish i knew my friend, wish i knew...

just found that pic on my laptop and thought 'that would make a great avatar'
plus found another one that will make her debut later on

and how bout

Large Marge!

 

[EagleRJ]

the Ugly Frenchman?

the Ramp Cracker?

the Concourse Congester?

[poor taste] the Tsunami? (has the potential to kill a large number of Indians) [/poor taste]

the Flying Auditorium?

 

[sidewinder]

I would hate to work on that thing.

 

[BoxFlyr]

Hey,Hey,Hey, it's FAT ALBERT!

 

[TrafficInSight]

haha, I like Large Marge too

 

[Metro752]

I was thinking "Hillary Clinton".

Bloated ego.
Constantly changing weights.
The epitome of what most Americans hate.
Trying to be the best... with little chance of success.
Trying to overcompensate... one deck just isn't enough.
Likely to go down in flames in a blaze of trainwreck-esque glory.

Yep, "Hillary Clinton".

That was pretty good ATL2CGD


I also like the "How Many Germans Will it take to Occupy It?"


Personally, I just called it a piece of $hit

 

[Metro752]

The Hughs H-4 (HK-1) Hercules Flying Boat is still bigger in respects to wing length and area..............

H-4
Wingspan: 319 feet
Wing Area: 11,430 square feet
Height: 79 feet
Length: 218 feet


AN225
Wingspan: 290 feet
Wing area: not sure
Height: 59 feet
Lenght: 275 feet


A380
Wingspan: 261 feet
Wing area: 9,100 square feet
Height: 79 feet
Length: 239 feet



Aircraft of this magnitude are hardly a new technology.