Naked ASA Pilot at VPS?

[Oakum_Boy]

Thats what you get when you hire women and put them in tight pants. Totally useless to the operation, except to look at and probably get into trouble doing so. You gotta be reaaaal careful.

 

[Jack Mehoff]

they have a video of the ASA guy heres the link

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=10d61d55109310211da0808714a63b30

 

[Long Time Gone]

Okay, sports fans............
It's sing along time!!!!!!

Everyone ready?????????????


It's gettin' hot in here....
So take off all my clothes...

But no go Des-tin....
Run 'round naked...
'N tell 'em youse a pi-lot...

 

[hagen]

More than just streaking, apparently, in Omaha...
http://www.wowt.com/news/headlines/9181057.html
Oh, and a CA by the way, not an FO.

He was pretty senior..1998 hire Expressjet guy out of Houston. Hey with all the rain we have had you got to let things air dry sometimes..

 

[AC560]

I was as surprised as you were when i saw who it was, i have also flown with him several times and of all of our 700 captains, was one of the last ones that i thought it would be.

It is always the ones you least suspect. I spend a lot of time in Asia with clients and part of that is the K-TV route. The guy who goes to Church every week and loves his wife is always the one who is beating the women, is asking where to find 12yr old kids, or otherwise going completely insane.

 

[kingairpilot]

Ahhhhhhh, Ft. Walton Beach was my favorite layover on the ATR.:beer:

Helen Back's, the Lazy River, topless Flight Attendants in the jacuzzi. :nuts: Memories. Too bad that hurricane destroyed the hotel.

The Radison had MINIMAL damage. Owners used the hurricane to get out of their contract with Radison in order to develop the land for condo's.

More shenanagains (sp?) went on in that hotel... ATL ATR crews and DFW RJ crews in the same place...like Gin and Tonic...Get this party started.
Bastages.

ka

 

[bluefishbeagle]

You're dating yourself! I can't remember the last time I had/saw peanuts onboard.

Thanks to an army of letter-writing soccer moms: hard at work raising the next generation of bubble boys.

I tried dating myself once and the sex was terrible!!!

 

[zawillif]

Jeez, and I thought I worked on the island of misfit toys... not even close.

Naked captain chasing F/O, F/O's selling headsets on ebay, F/O selling himself on craigslist, drunken belligerent F/A's, and an F/O that apparently shat himself. All in the past six months.

You guys sure know how to pick 'em. So what's next? This is great entertainment! :nuts:

Just call us the party airline. We need to get hammered at every overnight to cope with our job.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Don't forget smashing car windows on overnights, the guy "self pleasuring" himself in the sleep room, or the guy receiving a BJ in the ATR while parked at the gate.

 

[McNugent]

Just call us the party airline. We need to get hammered at every overnight to cope with our job.

Priceless!

 

[Long Time Gone]

Don't forget.....the guy "self pleasuring" himself in the sleep room, or the guy receiving a BJ in the ATR while parked at the gate.

I don't think AB was "self pleasuring" himself. I thought he was just sleeping in his underroos and an FA walked in on him.

Haven't heard about the BJ yet.

This one time......on an ATR.........

 

[Stifler's Mom]

This is a different crewroom story, not the one you mentioned.

Somebody told me the story and said this guy's new nickname was now "Stroker Ace"

 

[asayankee]

Its not "Alts Cap" anymore......or "Scratchy"?

 

[John Pennekamp]

The Radison had MINIMAL damage. Owners used the hurricane to get out of their contract with Radison in order to develop the land for condo's.

More shenanagains (sp?) went on in that hotel... ATL ATR crews and DFW RJ crews in the same place...like Gin and Tonic...Get this party started.
Bastages.

ka

I "know a pilot" who was getting it on with an FA in the huge jacuzzi well after closing time. A security guard walked by, looked, then just shook his head and walked away. We were in the lazy river until 3AM. That hotel let us get away with ANYTHING.

Oh, and how many of you can HONESTLY say you got the ring on the hook at Hell'n'Back?

ATR crews have more fun (at least at ASA).

 

[moscowcfi]

Are we sure he wasn't picketing?

 

[HarryParatestes]

89 hire date

 

[Richard Gozinya]

Are we sure he wasn't picketing?

Don't want to know what his sign said.........or what it was attached to!

Dick Gozinya

 

[Tomct]

Don't know exactly what happened, but it was a senior 700 captain.

No wonder they kicked him out...I can't even imagine THAT SIGHT!! uke:

 

[Headfake14]

Ahhhhhhh, Ft. Walton Beach was my favorite layover on the ATR.:beer:

Helen Back's, the Lazy River, topless Flight Attendants in the jacuzzi. :nuts: Memories. Too bad that hurricane destroyed the hotel.

you said it. Man they had good pizza too...

 

[Wankel7]

I'll bet this is an ATR crew.......naked crews are nothing new for the Irish Concord.

Ehh....did anybody ever tell you the ATR is French?

And the Shorts is the ONLY Irish concord....

Newbs .....