Naked ASA Pilot at VPS?

[vectorvictor]

Reminds me of a joke someone told me.........

There's a naked pilot running around in the hotel lobby!!!

How did they know he was a pilot?

Cause he has a big watch and an itty bitty....

And he stole my USA Today from under my door.

 

[Long Time Gone]

I thought good 'ole AB aka "Hand-Fly", "No Pants in the Crew Room" (that one is done to the tune of "No Sleep Til Brooklin"), "Snoopy", "Bandana", "Tuna Fish", "Stinkey" (due to his lack of showering), etc. etc. was on med leave. Don't know what for, probably his head. Sounds like he's back.

 

[Turtlesfly]

and you heard about the streaking FO at XJT the other day, no?

 

[Midnight Flyer]

Back in the early 90's, there was a rumor that a DFW E120 f/o who, during a layover stripped naked, laid spread eagle on top of his bed and started touching himself. He then called maid service to his room. I think he was fired for traumatizing the maid.

The maid was able to identify him as a pilot because of his big watch and little member.

 

[regionalcap]

This might be wrong but now I want to work there.

So you can see an old naked man streaking????

 

[hagen]

and you heard about the streaking FO at XJT the other day, no?

no I didn't hear this...Where and when did this happen?

 

[Torpid]

On a serious note....my guess is he took an Ambien before bed. From what I've read, that stuff has this type of side effect (sleep walking). I know a guy who took Ambien and woke up the next day with red wine spilled all over him. He had no recollection of going downstairs and drinking a bottle of wine. I'm sure there are many many more stories out there. I've always wanted to take ambien while at work but this sleep walking in the hotel was always my biggest fear of this stuff.

 

[Jmoney]

Ambien.....

Yep, I know what you are talking about!

I took an Ambien about 9 yrs ago... Just woke up and found out that I had spent all this time working at a crapball regional, getting paid beans and getting screwed 10 ways to Sunday......

-And all I got was this lousy T-shirt!

 

[Midnight Flyer]

Yep, I know what you are talking about!

I took an Ambien about 9 yrs ago... Just woke up and found out that I had spent all this time working at a crapball regional, getting paid beans and getting screwed 10 ways to Sunday......

-And all I got was this lousy T-shirt!

haha,
LMAO

 

[zawillif]

Heard that he was chasing the female FO around. And/or she was the one that turned him in.

 

[ASARJMan]

Heard that he was chasing the female FO around. And/or she was the one that turned him in.

Heard one of the CP's say it was the hotel manager who called ASA. A CP flew down to fly the bird back to ATL. Also heard the Capt was indeed chasing the FO. At least the FO was of the opposite sex!

 

[Noise]

Heard one of the CP's say it was the hotel manager who called ASA. A CP flew down to fly the bird back to ATL. Also heard the Capt was indeed chasing the FO. At least the FO was of the opposite sex!

Yes, crewtrac had 2 chief pilots on the return flight, 1 flying, and 1 deadheading with the streaker.

 

[gator_hater]

I thought good 'ole AB aka "Hand-Fly", "No Pants in the Crew Room" (that one is done to the tune of "No Sleep Til Brooklin"), "Snoopy", "Bandana", "Tuna Fish", "Stinkey" (due to his lack of showering), etc. etc. was on med leave. Don't know what for, probably his head. Sounds like he's back.

Not him, I heard he was out for elbow surgery??

 

[bluefishbeagle]

Reminds me of a joke someone told me.........

There's a naked pilot running around in the hotel lobby!!!

How did they know he was a pilot?

He had peanuts on his breath?

 

[EatSleepFly]

Jeez, and I thought I worked on the island of misfit toys... not even close.

Naked captain chasing F/O, F/O's selling headsets on ebay, F/O selling himself on craigslist, drunken belligerent F/A's, and an F/O that apparently shat himself. All in the past six months.

You guys sure know how to pick 'em. So what's next? This is great entertainment! :nuts:

 

[Long Time Gone]

Yes, crewtrac had 2 chief pilots on the return flight, 1 flying, and 1 deadheading with the streaker.

I would have never imagined it to be him. I've flown with him tons of times, and never would have guessed such. He's happily married with kids, etc.

Then again, looking at the FO, I can't blame him. Nothing like flying with an ex-gymnast.:nuts:

 

[HarryParatestes]

Yep, I know what you are talking about!

I took an Ambien about 9 yrs ago... Just woke up and found out that I had spent all this time working at a crapball regional, getting paid beans and getting screwed 10 ways to Sunday......

-And all I got was this lousy T-shirt!

That has got to be one of the best I've seen lately. Harry like very much.

 

[ASARJMan]

So what's next? This is great entertainment! :nuts:

Stay tuned! Next week is coming up you know. You'll read about it here first no doubt.

 

[bluefishbeagle]

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Great Avatar hope the little guy got it out OK. (or was he just passing wind?)

 

[bluefishbeagle]

I would have never imagined it to be him. I've flown with him tons of times, and never would have guessed such. He's happily married with kids, etc.

Then again, looking at the FO, I can't blame him. Nothing like flying with an ex-gymnast.:nuts:

Still you've got the "think" outside the box, no matter how good it looks.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Still you've got the "think" outside the box, no matter how good it looks.

Most likely thinking about "getting in the box".

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

and you heard about the streaking FO at XJT the other day, no?

More than just streaking, apparently, in Omaha...
http://www.wowt.com/news/headlines/9181057.html
Oh, and a CA by the way, not an FO.

 

[Huck]

Guys- I know I know this guy. Can you at least give some initials? or somebody send me a PM.....

 

[Inconceivable]

He had peanuts on his breath?

You're dating yourself! I can't remember the last time I had/saw peanuts onboard.

Thanks to an army of letter-writing soccer moms: hard at work raising the next generation of bubble boys.

 

[Noise]

I would have never imagined it to be him. I've flown with him tons of times, and never would have guessed such. He's happily married with kids, etc.

Then again, looking at the FO, I can't blame him. Nothing like flying with an ex-gymnast.:nuts:

I was as surprised as you were when i saw who it was, i have also flown with him several times and of all of our 700 captains, was one of the last ones that i thought it would be. You do raise a good point, she would def make most of us do some "questionable" things....the only question left is was this before or after the free happy hour?

 

[AC560]

Guys- I know I know this guy. Can you at least give some initials? or somebody send me a PM.....

He is named in the article http://www.wowt.com/news/headlines/9181057.html

 

[Long Time Gone]

Totally different subject. The one in Ft. Walton (which is what this thread is supposed to be about), isn't the same one in OMA. The individual requesting the initials of the person regarding this thread meant the person in VPS, not in OMA.

 

[bluefishbeagle]

He is named in the article http://www.wowt.com/news/headlines/9181057.html

"xxxxxxxx was booked into jail because police say he had no ties to the community."

Has no ties to the community? How can they say that, his pants are somewhere out there.

 

[Long Time Gone]

How did this turn into two totally different threads at once????

Oh, wait...........it's FI..........

Nevermind.

 

[Freebrd]

I likey the FO

where her picture????