Naked ASA Pilot at VPS?

[vectorvictor]

Reminds me of a joke someone told me.........

There's a naked pilot running around in the hotel lobby!!!

How did they know he was a pilot?

Cause he has a big watch and an itty bitty....

And he stole my USA Today from under my door.

 

[Long Time Gone]

I thought good 'ole AB aka "Hand-Fly", "No Pants in the Crew Room" (that one is done to the tune of "No Sleep Til Brooklin"), "Snoopy", "Bandana", "Tuna Fish", "Stinkey" (due to his lack of showering), etc. etc. was on med leave. Don't know what for, probably his head. Sounds like he's back.

 

[Turtlesfly]

and you heard about the streaking FO at XJT the other day, no?

 

[Midnight Flyer]

Back in the early 90's, there was a rumor that a DFW E120 f/o who, during a layover stripped naked, laid spread eagle on top of his bed and started touching himself. He then called maid service to his room. I think he was fired for traumatizing the maid.

The maid was able to identify him as a pilot because of his big watch and little member.

 

[regionalcap]

This might be wrong but now I want to work there.

So you can see an old naked man streaking????

 

[hagen]

and you heard about the streaking FO at XJT the other day, no?

no I didn't hear this...Where and when did this happen?

 

[Torpid]

On a serious note....my guess is he took an Ambien before bed. From what I've read, that stuff has this type of side effect (sleep walking). I know a guy who took Ambien and woke up the next day with red wine spilled all over him. He had no recollection of going downstairs and drinking a bottle of wine. I'm sure there are many many more stories out there. I've always wanted to take ambien while at work but this sleep walking in the hotel was always my biggest fear of this stuff.

 

[Jmoney]

Ambien.....

Yep, I know what you are talking about!

I took an Ambien about 9 yrs ago... Just woke up and found out that I had spent all this time working at a crapball regional, getting paid beans and getting screwed 10 ways to Sunday......

-And all I got was this lousy T-shirt!

 

[Midnight Flyer]

Yep, I know what you are talking about!

I took an Ambien about 9 yrs ago... Just woke up and found out that I had spent all this time working at a crapball regional, getting paid beans and getting screwed 10 ways to Sunday......

-And all I got was this lousy T-shirt!

haha,
LMAO

 

[zawillif]

Heard that he was chasing the female FO around. And/or she was the one that turned him in.