My New Delta Bag Sticker

[grog_sit_reserv]

That won't go over well...

 

[FlyinScotsman]

It is not hard to get you DL guys all worked up is it??!!

BTW Grog nice sticker!!

 

[bvt1151]

Here's a question:

What exactly won't the Delta pilots get all bent out of shape over?

This merger would hurt my airline more than any other (Comair) and I'm laughing my arse off at that pin. I'm even considering wearing one just to welcome the mainline guys to the pilot group that's about to be screwed by ALPA.

Come on in, the water's warm (cause Duane's been pi$$ing in it for the past 5 years.)

 

[General Lee]

I never said I disliked the sticker. It is kinda funny. I just don't like the premise. Grog is very artistic. Sitting on reserve has stirred his creative juices, which could be sick if you think about it....


Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[grog_sit_reserv]

Oh General, I'm thinking of you right now in that Double Breasted Uniform Jacket. Mmmmmm!

 

[Noserider76]

They're only heavy because of your egos.... HAH!

Yeah, it must be ego because who in their right mind wouldn't want the job loses, extended BK, and seniority integration from hell that would come with Parker's plan.

You know, now that grog has put a bunch of money into his wife with a new chest, facelift, lipo, and new teeth (finally), I kind of like her. In fact, I think I'll leverage his home equity to buy her a mansion and take her away. Just when grog thought he was gonna get some. Don't worry man, I let you stay in the guest house. I might even design a button that says, "Make Grog's Biatch, my Biatch." Of course, if he doesn't go along, he's just an egotistical SOB.

 

[xanderman]

????

Noserider...? What does that mean???

 

[xanderman]

...

I never said I disliked the sticker. It is kinda funny. I just don't like the premise. Grog is very artistic. Sitting on reserve has stirred his creative juices, which could be sick if you think about it....


Bye Bye--General Lee

The sticker IS the premise.

 

[General Lee]

The sticker IS the premise.

Ummmm yeah, and I, along with everyone at DL and every Congressman, including Oberstar, don't like it. Your point?


Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[xanderman]

...

Just wanted to see if you would use Oberstar's name in your response...

 

[Noserider76]

Noserider...? What does that mean???

You don't see it? It's almost the perfect analogy for Parker's plan from my perspective. OK, not perfect but very close.

 

[Flys4Fun]

Just wanted to see if you would use Oberstar's name in your response...

LMAO well done.

 

[N2264J]

Wow, that is even funnnier since we are all ALPA...

What a coincidence. Delta, Comair and ASA are all ALPA too!

By the way, how's that Brand Scope working out for ya?

 

[General Lee]

What a coincidence. Delta, Comair and ASA are all ALPA too!

By the way, how's that Brand Scope working out for ya?

That's right, you guys thought you would get DOH or better when DL bought you. But wait, your RJs were smaller than anything we had, which is one part of the ALPA merger policy. DL has 122 widebodies, and career expectations are a lot better at DL than Comair. You knew that. A staple would absoluteluy never happen with DL, but Comair maybe--since coming up here your 50 seaters will be the largest thing you have....


Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[FDJ2]

You don't see it? It's almost the perfect analogy for Parker's plan from my perspective. OK, not perfect but very close.

It's a very good analogy. You hit the nail on the head.

 

[grog_sit_reserv]

That's right, you guys thought you would get DOH or better when DL bought you. But wait, your RJs were smaller than anything we had, which is one part of the ALPA merger policy. DL has 122 widebodies, and career expectations are a lot better at DL than Comair. You knew that. A staple would absoluteluy never happen with DL, but Comair maybe--since coming up here your 50 seaters will be the largest thing you have....


Bye Bye--General Lee

OMFG GL! You obviously aren't a commuter. Did you really type that or did you forget to log off somewhere.

Wow! Seriously F'd Up thing to say.

 

[DLslug]

Guys and Gals:

I thought it was funny...just relax!!

Nice job reserv.

All for now,

DLslug

 

[grog_sit_reserv]

It was supposed to be funny in a sarcastic kind of way, but apparently Delta Pilots have NO sense of humor.

 

[DLslug]

Reserv:

I know what you mean...take care.

All for now.

DLslug

 

[General Lee]

It was supposed to be funny in a sarcastic kind of way, but apparently Delta Pilots have NO sense of humor.

DLSlug thought it was funny....See, there are some with a sense of humor..

Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[800Dog]

It was supposed to be funny in a sarcastic kind of way, but apparently Delta Pilots have NO sense of humor.

You are right! A handful of Delta pilots responding on flightinfo is truly reflective of all 6,600 pilots. You could give wilson polling a run for their money.

 

[grog_sit_reserv]

Again, my sarcasm is missed.... Ah well....

 

[xanderman]

...

You don't see it? It's almost the perfect analogy for Parker's plan from my perspective. OK, not perfect but very close.

Funny!! I am starting to think that DP does have a funny long wooden nose. No! Wait! I know DP has a long wooden nose...

Good one.

Andy

 

[Pat Fabin]

I think the last 5 years has removed most of my sense of humor about this sort of thing.

What self-respecting pilot gets excited about merging with another airline? It would only mean you are drooling about new opportunities for you at the expense of another. In other words, it means your airline sucks.

 

[grog_sit_reserv]

Well Pat, after this awa/usair merger, my faith in the process is also a bit jaded.

 

[vtwo]

how about these stickers

look at my avitar.


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