Reality Check!
In 1972, at the Summer Olympics in Munich, Israeli athletes were taken 
hostage and killed by: 
(a) Scottish Highlanders 
(b) Sonny and Cher 
(c) The Viet Cong 
(d) Muslim males mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 
In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by: 
(a) Norwegians from Ballard; 
(b) Elvis; 
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women; or 
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40. 
In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by: 
(a) A pizza delivery boy; 
(b) Crazed feminists complaining that being able to throw a grenade 
beyond its own burst radius was an unfair and sexist requirement in 
basic training; 
(c) Gerardo Rivera making up for a slow news day; or 
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40. 
In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by: 
(a) Luca Brazzi, for not being given a part in "Godfather 2;" 
(b) The Tooth Fairy; 
(c) Butch and Sundance who had a few sticks of dynamite left over from 
the train mission, or, 
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40. 
In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by: 
(a) Mr. Rogers; 
(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems; 
(c) The World Wrestling Federation to promote its next villain: 
"Mustapha the Merciless;" or 
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40. 
On October 12 of 2000, the USS Cole was blown up by a small boat 
carrying explosives by: 
(a) 2 US Postal Workers who were disgusted with the mail service on US 
warships; 
(b) 2 Fed Ex employess trying to deliver a fresh load of ammunition; 
(c) 2 UPS workers who were tired of wearing their brown uniforms while 
sweating it out driving their big brown trucks and decided to make a 
statement about "how hot it could get"; 
(d) 2 Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 
On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed thousands of 
Innocent lives by: 
(a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd; 
(b) The Supreme Court of Florida trying to outdo the liberals fantasy 
about their attempted hijacking of the 2000 Presidential election; 
(c) Mr. Bean; 
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40. 
Hmmm ............. nope, no patterns anywhere