Mother of all debates!!!

[Brother Francis]

Johnny Quest was best on Saturday.

 

[Andy Neill]

Didn't aquaman PAY for his training????

 

[Jetscream32]

Did the Hall of Justice pay for Aquaman's hotel during training since his base was in the sea and they were on land?

Did Aquaman let the other superheroes jumpseat on the whales when they came to visit him?

 

[Eagleflip]

Which came first the chicken or the egg.

?


Answered...

A chicken with a smile on her face and an egg with a frown were sitting on a nest, smoking cigarettes.

Now, what was that question?

Sorry, couldn't resist it.

 

[FL717]

Okay... I'll answer each question in order of posting:
1. Yes Aquaman is a type rated Superhero.

2. A downwind turn is not more dangerous than a upwind turn.

3. Bernoulli

4. It is true that Aquaman is scoped.

5. Toilet paper goes over the top.. unless it is the stuff you took from last weeks overnight hotel... then you must go from the bottom due to its cheap construction.

6. Toilet seat goes down unless you have dogs.

7. The chicken came first.. then had a cigarette.

8. You fold toilet paper... (unless it is still the same stolen hotel roll then wad it).

9. Yes it is true that Superfriends have scoped Aquaman, but he is awaiting the ruling from national mediator.

10. Marconi is most important.

11. Best ape movie was the original Planet of the Apes .

12. Ginger for the company party, Mary-Ann for the company picnic and overnight.

13. Johnny Sokkos Giant Robot and UltraMan tie for the best Saturday am show.

14. Aquaman was hired when they required a type rating, so he came typed. He did get a provided hotel, but no pay.. just per diem during training until he finished whale sim.

15. Other superheros can whale jumpseat as long as there is room available behind the hump.

 

[bulldog]

FL717,

You are my super hero. I haven't laughed that hard in awhile.

 

[dsee8driver]

FL717

People in the hotel room next to me must think am nuts. Have not had such a good laugh in a while..

Ginger gets my vote!

 

[TurboS7]

Someone needs O2, save him.

 

[ACWild]

wad or fold the toilet paper?

8. You fold toilet paper... (unless it is still the same stolen hotel roll then wad it).

I think it really depends on the mess that you're going to clean. Splashdowns really require a good wadding.

 

[PilotoHalcon]

booing Aquaman

http://www.engrish.com/gum/source/aquaman.html

 

[skyking1976]

To add more fuel to the fire....

Boxers or Briefs?

 

[FL000]

The Wonder Friends MEC scoped him out. Another victim of ALPA malfeasance.

Prof,

Now THAT'S funny.

FL000

 

[Hovernut]

To heck with Aquaman.....now Dolphin...that's one beautiful web-handed babe!

Hotel Fold = Charmin^2 (Charmin^3 after "Splashdown")

Puts the lid AND the seat down so she has to work, too! No dogs allowed!

SeaLab 2020 (c'mon I'm a submariner after all!), though UltraMan, Johnny Socco, and Johnny Quest make for good runner-ups. How 'bout that Krofft SuperShow. How can you forget "Elecra Woman and Dyna Girl!" Thank God for Spandex!!

Looks like more than a few of us have shown our age here!

 

[skyslug]

Super Chicken or Under Dog...

 

[Typhoon1244]

Bras with clasps in front or in back?