Mother of all debates!!!

[GumbyflysVipers]

Is it Bernoulli or Marconi that is most important to make planes fly?

 

[burping_boy]

Come on...

Everyone knows the mother of all debates is:

Which is the best ape movie of all-time? Every Which Way But Loose or Any Which Way You Can?

 

[PilotoHalcon]

Ginger or Maryanne?

 

[ShawnC]

*hangs head low and mumbles* at least it isn't over RJs and Scope clauses and junk.

*gets drink, and yells* Aquaman is not a real superhero, hes more of a poilice man of the seas!

 

[Orvilleflyer]

Best debate means there is no debate- Land of the Lost was the best Saturday morning show ever.

 

[Brother Francis]

Johnny Quest was best on Saturday.

 

[Andy Neill]

Didn't aquaman PAY for his training????

 

[Jetscream32]

Did the Hall of Justice pay for Aquaman's hotel during training since his base was in the sea and they were on land?

Did Aquaman let the other superheroes jumpseat on the whales when they came to visit him?

 

[Eagleflip]

Which came first the chicken or the egg.

?


Answered...

A chicken with a smile on her face and an egg with a frown were sitting on a nest, smoking cigarettes.

Now, what was that question?

Sorry, couldn't resist it.

 

[FL717]

Okay... I'll answer each question in order of posting:
1. Yes Aquaman is a type rated Superhero.

2. A downwind turn is not more dangerous than a upwind turn.

3. Bernoulli

4. It is true that Aquaman is scoped.

5. Toilet paper goes over the top.. unless it is the stuff you took from last weeks overnight hotel... then you must go from the bottom due to its cheap construction.

6. Toilet seat goes down unless you have dogs.

7. The chicken came first.. then had a cigarette.

8. You fold toilet paper... (unless it is still the same stolen hotel roll then wad it).

9. Yes it is true that Superfriends have scoped Aquaman, but he is awaiting the ruling from national mediator.

10. Marconi is most important.

11. Best ape movie was the original Planet of the Apes .

12. Ginger for the company party, Mary-Ann for the company picnic and overnight.

13. Johnny Sokkos Giant Robot and UltraMan tie for the best Saturday am show.

14. Aquaman was hired when they required a type rating, so he came typed. He did get a provided hotel, but no pay.. just per diem during training until he finished whale sim.

15. Other superheros can whale jumpseat as long as there is room available behind the hump.