moon landings

[Typhoon1244]

...in some of the photos, the astronauts were illuminated from the front as if they were shooting on a movie set. With no external front-lighting, the object being photographed would appear very dark.

Unless naked sunlight was shining on something in front of the astronaut that was highly reflective...namely, the surface of the moon. When you're on a white sandy beach, even if the sun is at your back, there's still a heckova lot of light hitting the sand in front of you and being reflected back to you.

Wasn't it Buzz Aldrin that finally slugged the guy who challenged the moon landings? Jesus, that was great! Wish I'd been there.

I wonder if we can get Buzz to go punch "Contrail Denver" too...

 

[Typhoon1244]

The actual tape can be found here: Click now.

"Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket," that's funny!

 

[erj-145mech]

The "moon" landings were actually rehearsed and performed on a special sound stage built in a hangar in Area 51.

When I go outside, I have to wear my tin foil helmet to keep the government from reading my mind.

I don't have cable TV because they can watch you thru the TV set.

The chem trails left by high flying airplanes are spraying a special formula to control the thoughts of Americans.

I'm from the FAA, I'm here to help.

Honest to God, the checks in the mail.

No Honey, you're the first girl I've been with.

The bases and visibility were right at minimums.

Ad nauseum........