Missed Approach from a circle to land

[KigAir]

No. George Bush really does resemble a monkey, and his eyes really are too close together. I'm not making it up.

Monkeys also fling poo.

 

[redd]

You're right. That's unfair to monkeys.

It's not their fault that they're related to George Dububya...

I suppose they should be proud that one of their kind finally made it to public office.

Avbug,

Do you really feel that way?

Didn’t you state in a previous thread about being marooned on a deserted island:

At length the silent prayer of the heart would be answered, and as if sent from heaven, a small monkey would crawl from a palm tree and present itself as a gift from God; a pet, a friend, a companion. A child, something to nurture, to comfort, to talk to. I would feed it, care for it, name it (anything but wilson).

Then one day, without warning, it would bite me, a little too hard. I would swing it by the tail, snapping it's little neck before tossing it's lifeless little body onto the reef made of Mother's aluminum rubbing compound cans. It would sit there in the sun, it's little monkey eyes plucked out by seagulls, and it's rotting hairy body picked apart by unknowning crabs.

I think you truly harbor deep resentments toward monkeys. In fact you are monkaphobic, and bear deep-seated hostility toward our lovable furry creature friends.

 

[Denizen]

I don't know what Avbug has against monkeys...but they are tasty grilled on a old radiatior grill oven an open fire after having had a few<too many> San Miguel beers.

 

[avbug]

Monkaphobic might be a bit harsh. At least I haven't resorted to tying them to barb wire fences in Wyoming, yet.

Monkeys are useful for much more than food and paleontological comparison. They are God's critters; a touch inspiration breathed into the animal world, filled with animation and joy. They brighten the eyes of the three year old, they facinate the eighty year old, the capture the imagination of scientists, tourists, and the world.

They make a great flexible tailgate in a 1975 Ford when tied off spread-eagled to both sides, in a pinch. Zip ties work best; they can unpick the knots on rope.

 

[redd]

But wait, there's more...

"It's not only a dessert topping, it's also a floor wax!"

I also hear that live, warm, monkey brains are a delicacy in Africa, they even have special tables with a hole in the center and clamps to hold the monkey head.

Could be Urban Legend though...


Another Urban Legend is that AID's got started from the love that dare not speak its name between man and monkey....maybe the joy and facination of God's cuddly little critters got to be too much for some.

For some, monkeys encourage illicit thoughts, kind of like sheep that way, I guess.

 

[midlifeflyer]

No. George Bush really does resemble a monkey, and his eyes really are too close together. I'm not making it up.

There is an entire website dedicated to the resemblance:

http://www.smirkingchimp.com/

WARNING: Ultra-liberal webside ahead!

 

[Duke of Ale]

Thanks guys.
What I was looking for was some reference as to what to do in the situation I described. It is described in the AIM as "Flightsafety" pointed out.

Yes, I am an airline type retired, now flying for a fractional. Still learning!!!!!!!!

 

[THE Flying Ace]

Maybe Avbug is bitter towards monkeys because his mom is one!

 

[100LL... Again!]

I'd rather have a monkey with SAT scores of 1200 (back when that actually meant something), than a Lurch impersonator who makes his living gold-diggin wealthy women.

John "I don't fall, that Sonafab***** knocked me over" Kerry.

Bush's detrators keep harping about Bush's "stupidity". Yet he keeps outwitting them. Now THAT'S STUPID!

 

[avbug]

I wanted Jesse Ventura for president.

 

[Crizz]

NO, you didnt.

 

[avbug]

Yes I did. Aside from being a good choice, I would have bought the bumpersticker that said "My President can beat up your Prime Minister."