Missed Approach from a circle to land

[avbug]

I've wasted enough time already.

Indeed you have, brightspark. The first and most important step is recognition. Only then can you begin to get help.

except for approaches that have no straight in procedure, all missed approach procedures commence at the straight in missed approach point.

Negative. They do not. The missed approach proceedure commences during circling at such time as one elects to go missed. Seldom (if ever) does one return to the published MAP to execute the missed approach proceedure. When one initiates the missed approach during circling, one has begun the missed approach proceedure, and it does not begin at the published MAP.

Further, one may commence the missed approach below circling minimums when approaching straight in, but may make no turns until the MAP.

When one is circling at elects to go missed, one begins a climbing turn in the direction of the landing runway, and continues that turn until established on the missed approach course. One is has already commenced the missed approach proceedure, prior to becoming established on the missed approach course, and surprise, surprise! It hasn't started at the published MAP! Imagine that!

You've made many derisive comments,...

Yes, indeedy. I quoted YOU!

You don't know me, ...

Right. Don't want to, either. Your postings seem to indicate that your eyes are too close together, and I do not associate with people whose eyes are too close together. (One reason I will never meet President Bush. Aside from the fact that he bears close physical resemblence to a Reese monkey).

...so I'm not putting a lot of stock in your expressed opinion of my intellect.

I wouldn't, either. You're challenged enough as it is. Have a nice day, yourself, and do try to avoid spotting the hillsides with grease. Somebody, afterall, has to clean it up. Thanks for playing, and try not to let the door slap your backside on the way out.

 

[boxcar]

Forget to take your meds Mikey?

 

[avbug]

No. George Bush really does resemble a monkey, and his eyes really are too close together. I'm not making it up.

 

[prpjt]

George Bush really does resemble a monkey, and his eyes really are too close together. I'm not making it up.

Avbug, you generally speak rather highly of monkeys. Or is it just some monkeys. What are you, some kind of monkey bigot?

 

[avbug]

You're right. That's unfair to monkeys.

It's not their fault that they're related to George Dububya...

I suppose they should be proud that one of their kind finally made it to public office.

 

[KigAir]

No. George Bush really does resemble a monkey, and his eyes really are too close together. I'm not making it up.

Monkeys also fling poo.

 

[redd]

You're right. That's unfair to monkeys.

It's not their fault that they're related to George Dububya...

I suppose they should be proud that one of their kind finally made it to public office.

Avbug,

Do you really feel that way?

Didn’t you state in a previous thread about being marooned on a deserted island:

At length the silent prayer of the heart would be answered, and as if sent from heaven, a small monkey would crawl from a palm tree and present itself as a gift from God; a pet, a friend, a companion. A child, something to nurture, to comfort, to talk to. I would feed it, care for it, name it (anything but wilson).

Then one day, without warning, it would bite me, a little too hard. I would swing it by the tail, snapping it's little neck before tossing it's lifeless little body onto the reef made of Mother's aluminum rubbing compound cans. It would sit there in the sun, it's little monkey eyes plucked out by seagulls, and it's rotting hairy body picked apart by unknowning crabs.

I think you truly harbor deep resentments toward monkeys. In fact you are monkaphobic, and bear deep-seated hostility toward our lovable furry creature friends.

 

[Denizen]

I don't know what Avbug has against monkeys...but they are tasty grilled on a old radiatior grill oven an open fire after having had a few<too many> San Miguel beers.

 

[avbug]

Monkaphobic might be a bit harsh. At least I haven't resorted to tying them to barb wire fences in Wyoming, yet.

Monkeys are useful for much more than food and paleontological comparison. They are God's critters; a touch inspiration breathed into the animal world, filled with animation and joy. They brighten the eyes of the three year old, they facinate the eighty year old, the capture the imagination of scientists, tourists, and the world.

They make a great flexible tailgate in a 1975 Ford when tied off spread-eagled to both sides, in a pinch. Zip ties work best; they can unpick the knots on rope.

 

[redd]

But wait, there's more...

"It's not only a dessert topping, it's also a floor wax!"

I also hear that live, warm, monkey brains are a delicacy in Africa, they even have special tables with a hole in the center and clamps to hold the monkey head.

Could be Urban Legend though...


Another Urban Legend is that AID's got started from the love that dare not speak its name between man and monkey....maybe the joy and facination of God's cuddly little critters got to be too much for some.

For some, monkeys encourage illicit thoughts, kind of like sheep that way, I guess.