Mid Air Mooning

[aucfi]

http://www.big-boys.com/pictures/picture1630.html

Who hasnt wanted to do this before?

 

[PeteCO]

Well, I did come close to "ejecting" a ziplock bag full of freshly manufactured sewer probes over the south edge of the Chicago Class B once. Then I imagined how I would feel if I was walking to my car to go to work and an unplanned rectal abortion blasted through my windshield.

My stink pickle cargo remained in the plane until we hit Iowa City, at which point it was offloaded into a nearby trash can.

Rest assured that there were extenuating circumstances involved, otherwise I would have of course landed and deployed the toilet trouts at an FBO.

 

[VNugget]

I think your post sets the record for euphemisms-for-crap to total words ratio.

 

[flatspin7]

Hmmmmm... Stink Pickle is a new one...

I prefer ---
Dropping the kids off at the pool...
Taking the browns to the super bowl
Pinching a Loaf
Dumping a Grumpy

 

[Metro752]

I've never heard sewer probe

 

[chriskcmo]

Hmmmmm... Stink Pickle is a new one...

I prefer ---
Dropping the kids off at the pool...
Taking the browns to the super bowl
Pinching a Loaf
Dumping a Grumpy

I like "carving a duke"

 

[aucfi]

Im not sure how or why this thread turned into this topic but while were at it...

Drop a deuce

 

[Lead Sled]

http://www.big-boys.com/pictures/picture1630.html

Who hasn't wanted to do this before?

Shouldn't this picture be posted in the "Diarrhea in a Freighter" thread. I certainly looks like a workable solution to me.

'Sled

 

[bigD]

Torquing a moonfish.

 

[Almerick07]

turtle head

 

[WMUchickenhawk]

dropping the kids off at the pool.

 

[flydrummer]

Burning a mule

 

[aucfi]

prairie doggin'

 

[Foxcow]

Roll a loaf

 

[flatspin7]

Popping a squat!
Creating a toilet tidal wave

 

[Jeff Helgeson]

You guys totally disgust me, however......

......Don't forget

brown capping

laying some cable

launching a canoe

(color added for effect!!!)

and for you old school Californians that didn't like Gerry Brown's politics, "If it's Brown, flush it!"

 

[avbug]

We ended up stuck off the coast for an hour by Big Sur (California), once. We were orbiting, and the USFS Baron working the fire came up along side in our orbit. Our FE removed his nomex and mooned the Lead through the cockpit windows. The lead was close enough he got a very detailed digital picture and posted it on his web site for a time.

I told the FE we should have gone aft and opened the troop door. I think it would have worked better, but then I didn't know the leadplane was snapping photo's, either.

The picture that started the thread was a skydiving 182...understandable. A few weeks ago at a DZ I saw a King Air taxi out with a load of skydivers. Someone came running from the building and caught up with them on a taxiway. I thought they'd just got on the load late, but they stopped the airplane on the taxiway, bent over and mooned the load, and then went back to the building. Apparently just a token of affection.

 

[PolarTwins55]

droppin a duece/punching a grumpy

 

[Sig]

Pump a coil
Taper the end

 

[XTW]

laying some cable

"Gonna' send a cable to Carl"

"Flush twice, it's a long way to Mt. Kisco"

"If you want a friend, get a dog"



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