Michael Jackson Dead at 50

[Erlanger]

MJ is not going to be buried or cremated, but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous to little kids.

 

[OPECJet]

MJ is not going to be buried or cremated, but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous to little kids.

Who's Bad?

 

[flyboyzii]

Since "he" (Michael) was 90% plastic they are going to melt him down and turn him into legos to let children play with HIM for a change.

He died at a clothing store..he saw a sign that read "Little boys pants half off"

The "president" (Obammy) had him killed due to the fact that the population is waking up and realizing he knows nothing of basic economics causing his popularity numbers to fall like a skydiver with no chute. Obammy needed a distraction

 

[B52GUNNER]

Jackson was a wack job and a child molester. Whatever he did prior in his life I dont care about. Once you start molesting children you forfeit any accolades.

Farrah died and went to the pearly gates. St Peter asked her a final wish. She asked for all the children to be saved. So God killed Jackson.

 

[B52GUNNER]

Is anyone really supprised that he met the same fate as Elvis? Shocked that it happend yesterday? Maybe. Supprised that this was the way it happened? Absolutly not.

He was found on the toilet taking a dump?

 

[homerjdispatch]

Trifecta complete.

Well now...How does Billy Mays fit into this Trifecta???? 4-peat?

 

[Dubya]

Here's a novel idea, read the 8 posts previous to yours with the same joke. Ok? Thanks.

 

[B52GUNNER]

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[CRJDispatchKid]

Well now...How does Billy Mays fit into this Trifecta???? 4-peat?

He's not really dead....faked it....Billy Mays actually made #3.

Jacko is watching the bank account stack up. 415,000 records sold last week alone.

 

[TOOL CRIB]

Don't forget David Carradine (Kill Bill). He was the first to go in June!