Michael Jackson Dead at 50

[Flyprdu]

Never underestimate how classless airline pilots can be.

 

[OPECJet]

Never underestimate how classless airline pilots can be.

Yawn....

We lose great people all too frequently. The public chooses this guy to weep in the streets over?uke: I feel for the man's family and friends, but come on.....

 

[Erlanger]

Never underestimate how classless airline pilots can be.

Before Farrah Fawcett dies she was asked what her last dying wish was. She said she's like to see all the children be safe and protected.

 

[Max Q]

Before Farrah Fawcett dies she was asked what her last dying wish was. She said she's like to see all the children be safe and protected.

Post #29 I know, you didn't read the thread.

 

[flynryan15]

NEWSFLASH! The Office Of The Los Angeles County Medical Examiner has ruled out Cardiac Arrest as the cause of death to Micheal Jackson. Further investigation has determined that Jackson passed away from food poisoning. Apparently he had to many 10yr old wieners! However other reports indicate he died from a minors stroke uke:

What is white, plastic and comes in little cans?

JACKO

 

[Erlanger]

Lisa Marie Presley said she knew it would end this way.
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=42291868&blogId=497035326

 

[gator_hater]

Is anyone really supprised that he met the same fate as Elvis? Shocked that it happend yesterday? Maybe. Supprised that this was the way it happened? Absolutly not.

 

[Rez O. Lewshun]

A decade ago if Mark Sanford was told that Jacko's death was going to be a good distraction for him.... he might've laughed...

 

[Papa Woody]

Michael Jackson isn't dead. He's scamming everyone and has pulled the biggest disappearing act ever. Michael Jackson is in Dubai. He swore he'd never return to the U.S. so how could he have died in L.A.?

Then who is the white woman who stood in for him at the cardiac arrest?

 

[Andy Neill]

Then who is the white woman who stood in for him at the cardiac arrest?

Has anyone seen Jennifer Wilbanks lately?

 

[Erlanger]

MJ is not going to be buried or cremated, but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous to little kids.

 

[OPECJet]

MJ is not going to be buried or cremated, but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous to little kids.

Who's Bad?

 

[flyboyzii]

Since "he" (Michael) was 90% plastic they are going to melt him down and turn him into legos to let children play with HIM for a change.

He died at a clothing store..he saw a sign that read "Little boys pants half off"

The "president" (Obammy) had him killed due to the fact that the population is waking up and realizing he knows nothing of basic economics causing his popularity numbers to fall like a skydiver with no chute. Obammy needed a distraction

 

[B52GUNNER]

Jackson was a wack job and a child molester. Whatever he did prior in his life I dont care about. Once you start molesting children you forfeit any accolades.

Farrah died and went to the pearly gates. St Peter asked her a final wish. She asked for all the children to be saved. So God killed Jackson.

 

[B52GUNNER]

Is anyone really supprised that he met the same fate as Elvis? Shocked that it happend yesterday? Maybe. Supprised that this was the way it happened? Absolutly not.

He was found on the toilet taking a dump?