"Katabatic" indicates winds strong enough to pick up cats and hurl them into contortions which appear acrobatic in nature. Katabatic also refers to an unsuccessful device used to keep felines out of garbage containers, designed in the late 1920's.
"Adiabatic" are winds which are selling something. Ignore them and they will go away.
A "foehn wind" is a wind from another country. Any foehn winds without a greencard or legitimate passport are presently being forced by higher pressure to leave the country.
"Chinook" winds are primarily from alaska, and blow strong enough to carry fish, and occasionally helicopters with a dual rotor system. They can be charactarized by the ability to rain parts and scales.
"Santa Ana" winds origionate primarily in California, and are characterized by carrying and raining down large quantities of Oranges and Mexicans. On rare occasions, these winds spawn storms which rain orange mexicans.
"Drainage" winds occur when three or more toilets are simultaneously flushed in the same apartment building at any given time. This causes a rushing of air into the apartment building which is characterized as adequate to lift two or more blue wigs from the heads of persons at least past the age of seventy.
"Mountain breeze" is a household carpet deodorizer best characterized as being effective on pet odors but lacking the strength to properly address tobacco smells. I believe it was also an obscure John Denver album.
"Glacier wind" is a cologne and aftershave designed especially with short bald people in mind, with bad skin and poor social skills. (In my experience, it works like a charm).
I hope this helps you as much as it helped me. It's late, I need sedatives, and all the stores are closed.