Mesaba's Anti-Chaos Plan

[ImbracableCrunk]

So Mesaba is training station personnel as flight attendents in case a CHAOS strike is called.

I don't know if I like the sound of that. I suppose they'd have a hard time getting all the memos and whatnot to make them legal to fly. I think an extra cautious preflight brief might be in order.

What a load of Spongebob.

 

[xjlifer]

Yep...when you have the best in SLT they come up with the best plan's. Remember safety is #1

 

[gnx99]

Who's gonna work the stations, if the station people are flight attending?

 

[wmuflyguy]

Who's gonna work the stations, if the station people are flight attending?

Well now you will be bringing your own ramper, since they will already be working in back.

 

[WMUSIGPI]

Doesn't matter cause there still won't be anyone around to move the jetbridge.

On a brighter note... if they can train "replacement F/A's" maybe they can find replacement SLT members too. Just make sure the current ones don't train the replacements.

 

[fieldinsight]

Apparently SLT doesn't have a good deal of confidence in the current Inflight management to pull it of....

http://www.careerbuilder.com/JobSeeker/Jobs/JobDetails.aspx?IPath=ILK&job_did=J3H11Y5Y2RYC6YC0C37&dv=dv&jrdid=&lpage=1&strcrit=QID%3dA3849747931962%3bst%3dA%3buse%3dALL%3brawWords%3dinflight%3bCID%3dUS%3bSID%3dALL%3bTID%3d0%3bENR%3dNO%3bDTP%3dDRNS%3bYDI%3dYES%3bIND%3dALL%3bPDQ%3dAll%3bJN%3dAll%3bPAYL%3d0%3bPAYH%3dGT120%3bPOY%3dNO%3bETD%3dALL%3bRE%3dALL%3bMGT%3dDC%3bSUP%3dDC%3bFRE%3d30%3bCHL%3dAL%3bQS%3dSID_UNKNOWN%3bSS%3dNO%3bTITL%3d0%3bJQT%3dRAD&sfascc=inflight&CiBookMark=1&jobcount=11&sname=

Now is the time to enjoy excellent connections as you get your future off to a flying start with Mesaba Airlines, operation as Northwest Airlink. We are now interviewing for the positions of: Temporary Inflight Supervisors & Managers We seek results-oriented indivual to lead, motivate and manage flight attendants to ensure optimum performance in day to day operations. You'll assist in managing flight attendant performance, including dependability and attendance, injuru and other reporting, customer interactions, and provide concourse support. Ideal candidates will have flight attendant experience, 1-3 yrs management experience, basic communication and multitasking skills are essential. Work involves weekend/shifts as needed. Individuals will be brought in on a 3-4 month contract basis. Part-time and full-time positions available. Competitive salary-based on experience. If you are interested, please send a resume Attn: Barb Martin, 1000 Blue Gentian Road, Suite 200, Eagan, MN 55121 or fax (612) 367-5392.
Mesaba Airlines www.mesaba.com EOE

Source - Memphis Commercial Appeal

 

[ImbracableCrunk]

Inhjurwho?

You'll assist in managing flight attendant performance, including dependability and attendance, injuru and other reporting, customer interactions, and provide concourse support.

Hey, I've got all kinds of injuru and other reporting experience!

"Hi, this is Crunk, reporting live from the scene of a horrific injuru and other. . . "