McDonalds Hiring!

[Tony Soprano]

Is that for here or to go?

Don't forget the Varsity in Downtown HOTlanta or the Soup Nazi in Manhattan from Seinfeld. I hear the Soup Nazi now runs the catering truck in the parking lot at LGA.

Can you compare J.O to the Soup Nazi?

No more soup for you!!!! NEXT!!!!

J.O. No more contract for you!!!! Next!!!!

 

[GateGirl]

Upon hiring they said there was a junior base in "Eastern Mass" not far from my home. I got stuck in some hoopty town in Maine.

Can't complain though. They help they're employees pay for college. Where I took nutritional classes and learned that McDonalds isnt all that good for you. Could explain why that guy that comes in every day weighs 300lbs. The other day my manager said we have to start making him sit in two booths. And he has to pay extra for the other one.

They hired someone to check the passengers- I mean customers reciepts at the door. Shes a total b!tch. She made the guy in front of me pay extra for his checked baggage. All this extra screening at the door is just rediculous. I mean darn I just want some French Fries. They gave me a platic knife, but I got a real fork. I was slightly concerened about how they see a dull silver knife as more dangerous than a pointy fork.

They confinscated a few peoples tweezers the other day. So watch out for the return of the unibrow. Could become a new employee trend.

I tried to get a friend in for an interview. They told him he had to wait for the Fudruckers Furloughees decide what the heck they were doing. d@rn the chicken for careers people. They'll give just about anyone with chicken grilling experiance a job now-a-days. People with chicken experiance are being upgraded to cashier over people with higher seniority. At this rate Ill be flipping burgers forever.

 

[skyjocque]

I had an interview with McD's, and would have gotten the job too; but I screwed up on the 'pissed off customer wants his money back' simulator.
Now I have to wear a pirate hat and deliver fish and chips.

 

[46Driver]

Do I start off flipping just the small burgers and work my way up to the Big Mac?

 

[FO for life]

Heard the other day that McDonald's was going to start a low fare fast food joint called "Don"

 

[Whirlwind]

For old time's sake:

http://sherm.20megsfree.com/burgerking.swf

Eh? I'm afraid to click on that...

 

[efiscompmon]

How sad is this....

MANAGEMENT INTERVIEWS - WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 10th - APPLY IN PERSON!!!

Company: McDonald's Corporation
Location: US-MN-St. Cloud
Pay: 25,000.00 - 35,000.00 USD /year
Depending On Experience
Status: Full Time, Employee

At McDonald's...You Can Go Anywhere!

There is a world of opportunity to explore at McDonald's. We currently have salaried Restaurant Management positions available in our corporate-owned restaurants in St. Cloud and the surrounding suburbs.

WE WILL BE CONDUCTING ON-SITE MANAGEMENT INTERVIEWS ON THE FOLLOWING DAY...

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 10th
9:00 AM TO 6:00 PM
McDONALD'S REGIONAL TRAINING CENTER
8040 NICOLLET AVE. S.
BLOOMINGTON
612-419-6543

WE WILL BE RECRUITING FOR ALL LOCATIONS THROUGHOUT THE MINNEAPOLIS/ST. PAUL METROPLEX. TO LEARN MORE ABOUT OUR OPPORTUNITIES AND TO APPLY, PLEASE COME SEE US ON DECEMBER 10th. A PRE-SCHEDULED APPOINTMENT IS NOT NECESSARY.

McDonalds is the largest and best-known quick service restaurant in the world, and the most critical part to our continued success is our people!

As a salaried management team member, you’ll play an important role in all areas of the business. This includes restaurant operations, customer satisfaction, employee relations, shift management, Profit & Loss management and team building.

McDonald’s employees enjoy the premier management development program in the industry along with accredited management training at our world-famous Hamburger University. We offer competitive salaries with company-wide advancement opportunities.

In addition, when you join the management team at our corporate-owned restaurants, you will enjoy a long list of benefits to include:

• Comprehensive Medical/Dental/Vision & Life insurance
• Quarterly Cash Incentive
• 401(k) & Profit Sharing
• Tuition Reimbursement
• Paid-Vacation
• Short-Term/Long-Term Disability
• Flexible Spending Accounts
• And Much More!

We are looking for energetic, committed and goal-oriented individuals who want to join a world-class organization.

Requirements include:
-Experience in a management or supervisory capacity in a restaurant, hospitality or retail environment
-Two years of college or related experience
-Reliable Transportation
-Open / Flexible Schedule

Relocation is not available for this position.

Bi-Lingual/Diversity candidates are highly encouraged to apply!

FOR IMMEDIATE CONSIDERATION, PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON ON WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 10th, ANYTIME BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 9:00 AM AND 6:00 PM AT THE McDONALD'S REGIONAL TRAINING CENTER, 8040 NICOLLET AVE. S. IN BLOOMINGTON.

If you cannot attend, please apply on monster,

Or fax your resume to 985-845-8862.

McDonald's Corporation is an Equal Opportunity Employer committed to a diverse workforce!

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How does this compare with starting pay and benefits at most regionals?

Who's laughing now?

 

[supsup]

I was laughing my butt off. R.I.P McDonalds thread, it was good while it lasted.

supsup

 

[flynryan15]

pft at mcdonalds

with the valuable experience I will build at Mcdonalds I am sure I will beable to move on to a Mainline food service provider like Outback or Olive Garden