Ah, you Cubs fans....I was in MSP for the Twin's home opener a couple of years ago.....(yeah, yeah...it was for the road trip...there was something like 5,000 people there)...with my aforementioned "Cubs fan" buddy and three other guys.
They were playing the Marlins....we had seats very low in shallow left field....one of the Florida guys scooped up a foul ball and was running sorta toward us...My buddy stood up and started yelling, "come on, Vaughn, throw the ball buddy, toss me the ball!"
The VERY INSTANT that Vaughn turned away without throwing the ball, The cubs fan let loose with a nearly 30-second-long string of profanities that so loud and obscene the rest of us were glad the we had spread out away from each other in the surrounding empty seats (originally for comfort) such that we might not be associated with our foul-mouthed friend.
I looked around and saw mothers covering their children's ears, old ladies ducking whenever he unleased an "f"-bomb and othewise disgusted looks.
The pottymouth just sat down as if nothing had happened, took a bite from his "dome dog" and took another pull from his beer.
The rest of us looked at each other in amazement...after a few seconds, one of the other guys in our group confronted him:
"Hey Mark?"
(still chewing on Dome Dog) "humf?"
"Do ya mind toning it down a little bit...ya know, for us?"
Mark looked around at us in disbelief and said..."You guy have never been to Wrigley Field, have ya?"
